"Are you concerned the witches won't breed in captivity?" "Honestly, we're more concerned that they WILL. We don't know what it involves, but our biologists theorize that it's 'harrowing.'"

Poorly Drawn Lines – Through a Lot

Poorly Drawn Lines – On the Horse

scrolling through a giant spreadsheet of transcribed data 'Wow, a surprising number of users grew up at 420 69th St.' 'Yeah, must be a high-rise or something.'

Poorly Drawn Lines – Business Shorts

I'll never install a smart home smoke detector. It's not that I don't trust the software--it's that all software eventually becomes email, and I know how I am with email.