Poorly Drawn Lines – Dr. Mountainson’s Folly

"I think I'll pass. These days I have a hard time feeling comfortable in crowded bars with loud music and lots of shouting." --me, after the pandemic, but now for a second reason

To ensure lasting immunity, doctors recommend destroying a second Death Star some time after the first.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Dogtor

Dr. Fauci is not permitted to have a cat, because as director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, his petting one would be considered giving aid and comfort to an allergen.