Plot twist: Thanks to mumble mumble second-order mumble Rayleigh-Taylor mumble turbulent mumble shear, it turns out powered flight is way EASIER on Mars!
I still think the Cold Stone Creamery partnership was a good idea, but I should have asked before doing the first market trials during the cryogenic mirror tests.
Because they orbit the Earth every 90 minutes, some astronauts should try to argue that, due to CDC regulations and time zone technicalities, they should be able to get their second dose just 30 or 40 hours after their first.