Poorly Drawn Lines – A Break

Remember to only adopt domesticated drones that specifically request it. It's illegal to collect wild ones under the Migratory Drone Treaty Act.

I was really impressed by the accuracy of some of the report's predictions about fossil fuel consumption. Then I realized, oh, right, of course.

How could anyone consider themselves a well-rounded adult without a basic understanding of silicate geochemistry? Silicates are everywhere! It's hard to throw a rock without throwing one!

Poorly Drawn Lines – Ask Too Much

I'm hoping 2022 is relatively normal because I don't know what symbol comes after the asterisk and the dagger.

Poorly Drawn Lines – So Many Things

Backward-compatible with many existing cables, and can connect directly to phones or tablets if you press them down hard enough.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Feel Real

Grandma's shelf-stable blackberry pie meson recipe was a huge seller until her farm was shut down by a joint FDA/NRC investigation.