Geometry textbooks always try to trick you by adding decorative stripes and dotted lines.

I tried to train an AI to repair my Python environment but it kept giving up and deleting itself.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Friends

And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together, but then more heaven kept appearing to replace it, as if the scroll was infinite.

Sorry, in SI units that's "there's a big football in there."

I've been working on chocolate bar annealing techniques to try to produce the perfect laser s'more. Maybe don't mention that on the grant application though.

Honestly feel a little sheepish about the amount of time and effort I spent confirming "yes, the vaccine helps protect people from getting sick and dying" but I guess everyone needs a hobby.