CLARIFICATION: By 9/13, I mean September 13th, not the 9th day of Jancember, the cursed 13th month that exists between December and January in the transdimensional temporal plane.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Our Friend Group

Poorly Drawn Lines – Whole New Day

There are two rules on this ship: Never gaze back into the projection abyss, and never touch the red button labeled DYMAXION.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Whole New Day

Poorly Drawn Lines – Duties as Fish

Merlin really shouldn't leave his dirt bike lying around.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Fights

Did you base the saucer shape on pop culture depictions of aliens, or was that stuff based on your ships? Does the rotational symmetry help with ... hey, where are you going?

Poorly Drawn Lines – What’s Wrong

Remember not to take it easy. Put a hot washcloth on your forehead, remain standing, and breathe dry air while taking lots of histamines. You need to give your body a chance to get sick again.

Poorly Drawn Lines – What I Like

You will live on forever in our hearts, pushing a little extra blood toward our left hands now and then to give them a squeeze.

It's important to make sure your analysis destroys as much information as it produces.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Start Stuff

And even though it all went wrong / I'll stand before the lord of song / with nothing on my tongue but 'I don't understand, I swear I backed up my keyboard config before messing with it'

Roundly-condemned headlinese initiative shuttered indefinitely.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Turtles are Old

I've developed a novel propulsion system powered by loss of precision in unit conversion.

If you ever see someone using a capital xi in an equation, just observe them quietly to learn as much as you can before they return to their home planet.

For the sake of simplicity, gardeners are assumed to move through Euclidean space--neglecting the distortion from general relativity--unless they are in the vicinity of a Schwarzschild Orchid.