Poorly Drawn Lines – This Will Be the Year

It's difficult to orbit L6 stably due to gravitational perturbation from Akron and Toledo.

Poorly Drawn Lines – In These Shades

Earlier, at the eye doctor 'No, for the last time, the numerals on the paper aren't my prenoscription, it's the shape I want you to make with the laser.'

Oops, All Neutrons is also known as Neutral Quadrium, Nydnonen, and Goth Tritium.

Sorry, I've just always had these random things I don't like--like olives, or robots drilling holes in me without warning.

Things Leonhard Euler created ( most of math ( overlapping circle diagrams ) a cricket bowling machine ) Things John Venn created

Poorly Drawn Lines – Interviewing Bird

NOTE TO FUTURE ETYMONLINGUISTS: Our best guess is that 'blimp' is onomatopoeia. The 'B-Limp' thing is a folk etymology.

Researchers claim to have synthesized six additional elements in the second row, temporarily named 'pentium' through 'unnilium'.

Poorly Drawn Lines – My Favorite

I guess the engineers who built my dishwasher MIGHT have some insight into how to load it, but instead of reading the booklet they gave me, it seems easier to experiment for years and then get in arguments so heated that I get banned from Quora.

Who can forget the early 2010s memes? 'You know you're a 90s kid if you remember the feeling of warm sunlight on your face.' 'Only 90s kids remember the dawn.'

If you think THAT'S unethical, you should see the stuff we approved via our Placebo IRB.

At least there's a general understanding all around that Doctor Who is its own thing.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Be Mad

I just think lane markers should follow the local magnetic declination.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Save My Life

I'll take mine on the rocks, no ice.

Surely (no one/everyone) will (recognize how flexible and useful this architecture is/spend a huge amount of effort painstakingly preserving and updating this garbage I wrote in 20 minutes)