Poorly Drawn Lines – A Badder Mouse

My bracket has 76 trombones led by John Philip Sousa facing off against thousands of emperor penguins led by Morgan Freeman.

The US uses hollowed-out salt domes to store the Strategic Petroleum Reserve, and non-hollowed-out ones to store the Strategic Salt Reserve.

Poorly Drawn Lines – An Adventure

It maintains odor levels in a normal familiar range, so if you open the windows and the air gets too fresh, it filters it through some dirty laundry samples to compensate.

Small sewing machines are sewing machines that are smaller than a sewing machine. A sewing machine is larger than a small sewing machine, but quieter than a loud sewing machine.

Subgroup analysis is ongoing.

'So how DID you go from working at the employment records office to becoming president of MIT and CEO of IBM?' 'I guess I just have an eye for opportunities.'

"Hi, what you do is fly over a designated zone and detach the--" "WE'RE SORRY, THE MOBILE CUSTOMER YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH IS OUT OF SERVICE"

Poorly Drawn Lines – Easygoing Dude

When an Ur guy / sells Nanni things / but the copper's bad, / He simply records his complaint for all time / "I got a bad deal / I'm maaaaad"

'Lever' was originally an acronym for Load Emplification by the Vimulated Emission of Radiation.

Poorly Drawn Lines – What Difference

Nowadays the only ones left that do anything are turtles.

There's a version that shows the planets with no cropping, but it's hard to find a display that supports it.

Poorly Drawn Lines – The Smartest

Even if a planet is lucky enough to have a stable orbit that weaves between the spikes, the seasons get weird whenever it passes close to them.

The E's wedding invitation definitely used the word LOVE more times than was strictly necessary.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Improve

Later renouncing clickbait, Einstein called his inclusion of cosmological content in general relativity the biggest blunder of his career.

Poorly Drawn Lines – ‘Til the End