Poorly Drawn Lines – Alone Out Here

Poorly Drawn Lines – Been Thinking

My connection to it goes way back, to my early days, when I was just a cloud of primordial hydrogen collapsing in the darkness of space.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Trash Bird Makes Art

Tau Ceti is farther away, so it took me 36 years to start the war over updog.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Everything is Changing

The Hubble length is about 1.9 meters lying down; Edwin Hubble was a tall guy.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Feelings

Plato made the solids, and five were gifted to the mathematicians. But in secret Plato forged a sixth solid to rule over all the others.

I would never stoop to vandalism, but I'm not above discreetly deleting the occasional 'this article contains excessive amounts of detail' tag.

We were able to replicate and confirm prior authors' detection of a moon orbiting the Earth with high confidence.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Discouraged

After a pail of water was thrown on the Wicked Witch of the West outside Salt Lake City, Utah's Great Salt Lake was measured to be 7 parts per trillion witch by volume.

I have so many plans. It would incorporate a Galton board, a Ranque-Hilsch marble vortex tube, and a compartment lined with pinball bouncers with a camera-and-servo Maxwell's Demon that separated the balls into fast and slow sides.

Poorly Drawn Lines – You Sure

Decades in the future "Well, the good news is that we've received definitive communication from aliens. The bad news is that they're asking about Cats (2019)."

90% of the iceberg is hidden beneath the water, but that 90% only uses 10% of its brain, so it's really only 9%.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Bothering You

In the Hall of the Mountain King was accidentally composed on log/log paper.

Oh no, I haven't checked in with Yvonne in YEARS.