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🛠️ Blackie - Writing test cases to your own code is doubting your own coding abilities, it’s a sign of weakness!
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Who is coming to ETX?

መንግስት shouldn’t host an event
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ምግብ የሌለው event መንግስት አዘጋጅቶ

ምግብ ከፍዬ ልበላ ወጣው
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Mom: ብዙ ነገሮች እያማሩኝ ነው

Me: What are ብዙ ነገሮች?

Mom: ሠርግ

😭😭
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I will be running on next year’s election, am counting on your vote.

I will apply my bug fixing skills in to fixing the economy
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In the mean time, the project is still not in production.

@Luna_moonmam
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My thoughts after long day of writing code

ኧረ ሚስቴ የት ነሽ
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I wanna get a tattoo, tho not sure how visible it will be on my dark skin.

advice me with tattoo ideas my people
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Whoever reacted 😘 and 💋 in the attached post

If you are a woman, my DMs are open.
If you are a man, “Why are you gay?”
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The trust issues I have whenever I see “Made in Ethiopia”. Even the ክብሪት we make አይበረክትም
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Eid Mubarak my people!
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My sister is only 9 years old, but her shopping habits are through the roof.

She needs new clothes and shoes for every ሰኔ 30, every birthday, and every holiday! 😭
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I always thought I was a millennial, turns out I’m Gen Z. From now on my vocabulary be changing mid convo.

The task was lowkey exhausting, but it’s giving success, no cap but I will slay it 🔥

#GenZ
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I am going to ድሬ next week. You know what that means, might come back with የድሬ ኮረዳ ( could be ኮረዳዎች 💅 )

If you see behavioral change on me, mind ya business 😁
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Yo what's popping fam? how we vibing today? hope ya all staying blessed.

I’m in a big mood today, if you wanna level up, I’m offering 1:1 consulting sessions only for small price of 100K/hour 👀
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If you guys haven’t watched the movie “Sinners” yet, please, please do.
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My dad just followed me on Instagram, I’m about to start posting only church memes 😭 Time to archive everything 🏃‍♂️
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Anybody around bole? in an hour or something? Let's meet up and chat.
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One of the most critical thing in software development is Database design, it decides how clean, managable and scalable your projects turns out to be. Been working on a new SaaS product and man am almost crying here.
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Blackie Bytes
መልካም የእናቶች ቀን! If you’re are not moms yet, please get married!
Happy Fathers Day!

If you're not dads yet, please get married!

As for me, I’ve decided it’s finally time to come clean. To the kids I left behind when I went out for milk 5 years ago

Good news: I found the milk
Bad news: It expired in 2020
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ሂሳብ ሳላይ ለመግዛት
ሰዓት ሳላይ እሰራለው

Skat Nati (Wise man 😂)

Have አስደማሚ day my people
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As much as I roast her on the daily basis, @Luna_moonmam is lowkey one of the best product managers to work with, like fr.

She shows up to the office before anyone else and leaves after everyone’s gone. At this point, we just assume she’s part of the interior design. We even thought to hang a whiteboard on her once.
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