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🛠️ Blackie - Writing test cases to your own code is doubting your own coding abilities, it’s a sign of weakness!
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One of the most critical thing in software development is Database design, it decides how clean, managable and scalable your projects turns out to be. Been working on a new SaaS product and man am almost crying here.
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መልካም የእናቶች ቀን! If you’re are not moms yet, please get married!
Happy Fathers Day!

If you're not dads yet, please get married!

As for me, I’ve decided it’s finally time to come clean. To the kids I left behind when I went out for milk 5 years ago

Good news: I found the milk
Bad news: It expired in 2020
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ሂሳብ ሳላይ ለመግዛት
ሰዓት ሳላይ እሰራለው

Skat Nati (Wise man 😂)

Have አስደማሚ day my people
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As much as I roast her on the daily basis, @Luna_moonmam is lowkey one of the best product managers to work with, like fr.

She shows up to the office before anyone else and leaves after everyone’s gone. At this point, we just assume she’s part of the interior design. We even thought to hang a whiteboard on her once.
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We’re at ድሬ 💪🏿

Too many beauties
Too many beauties with sheety

I may not come back to ሸገር
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I’m gonna push my untested code to production from ከዚራ while listening to the song ከዚራ ነው ቤቴ
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Two of my brothers graduated today, one Engineer and another one Doctor. Now I have unpaid intern and a free health care 😁
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Good noon my people, we’re looking for interns, Juniors and Mid-Senior developers who work with either React(Next) or/and React Native. Hit me up at @fireayehu your resume.

Have a beautiful Monday
Your boy from ከዚራ
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Good morning my people, thank you for those of you who applied. We will get back to you after reviewing your resume.
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We ordered Mango from ዘመን ገበያ on Monday and they just delivered it today after 3 days. And its not even ripped yet 😭
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ብርዱ ቱዴ በሲሌም ኖ?
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Imagine INSA reading my pick up lines on their whatsapp clone
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Writing my next book noscriptd ከአከራይ ጋር ተስማምቶ መኖር, If things don’t go well I could change it to አከራይ አስፈራርቶ መኖር
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Got bored and asked GPT

How do I get ride of 73kg dead chicken? 👀

Now I know who to talk to for my next victim
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Whatsup fam, Arsenal vs United on today, or are United fans skipping straight to their Holland Yogurt subnoscription box?
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ዓመታው የ3 ነጥብ ግብር ከ United ተቀብለን ተመልሰናል
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Tap tap አርጉ my people 👀
አንበሳ, I mean star ⭐️ ላኩ
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Are you guys ready to push to prod on Friday? I am!

Thinking to give a short online bootcamp, any topic you guys want me to cover ?
NOTHING Changes, If NOTHING Changes
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2017 Recap 🎉

Are we rich yet?
I use all Apple products. That’s “rich enough” in my book.

Girlfriend?
Still searching 💔 maybe she’s stuck in beta testing. 😭

Tech journey?
Learned a ton this year, wrote more lines of code than I can count (and deleted just as many).

Biggest flex?
Deployed stuff that actually worked in production (and didn’t crash immediately). And like usually we tested on production.

Looking forward to 2018?
Scaling the team and the tech stack without losing our soul.

Writing less code myself, enabling others to write more.

And maybe, just maybe, finally fixing that girlfriend bug.

HAPPY NEW YEAR MY PEOPLE 🥳
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