I'll be sending you movie trailers styled like Studio Ghibli — and you try to guess which film it is!

Karate Kid 2 — OFFICIAL TRAILER JUST DROPPED!

Jaden Smith is back — older, wiser, and ready to kick some serious life lessons.
Jackie Chan returns as the iconic mentor, and together they take on a whole new level of battles, discipline, and spiritual chaos.
Premieres Summer 2025.
The legend is back — but maybe don’t call him a “kid” anymore. He’s basically a sensei now.
🥋 Trailer’s live — watch it and bow respectfully.

Kawasaki just dropped a cyber-steed straight from 2050

Meet CORLEO — a four-legged hydrogen-powered off-roader that Kawasaki just unveiled in Osaka. It's not a bike. It’s not a robot. It’s a whole new category of badass mobility.
Designed to move with your body (yeah, like snowboarding meets mech suit), it runs on clean hydrogen and looks like something out of Ghost in the Shell.

Boys ride scooters. Men ride robotic stallions.

⛅️ Yeah, it hurts. But we’ve been here before.

Bitcoin just dropped below $76K, ETH is at $1.5K, and altcoins took a beating: BERA -22%, LDO -18%, MKR -17%, AAVE -17%, LTC -17%.
Liquidations hit $1B in 24h — with $865M in longs wiped out. Fear & Greed Index back in extreme fear — 23.
But hey — if you made it through 2022, you know the drill.
Don’t panic. Keep building.

📉 A New "Black Monday"? Jim Cramer says — get ready by Monday.

Market guru and TV drama king Jim Cramer is ringing the alarm: we might be heading for a 1987-style crash. The trigger? Trump's fresh wave of tariffs.
10% on all imports. Up to 50% on “unfair” trading partners like China, India, and parts of Europe. Even Liechtenstein's on the list — because America First 2.0.
Cramer thinks things could unravel fast — not months from now, but by next week. Markets are shaky, volatility is back, and the only thing rising is global tension.
Recession ahead? Possibly. Massive dip? Likely.
Trump changing his tune? Lol. Good luck with that.

Someone had to do it: now there's an app that makes apps.

Meet VibeCode — a tool that turns your ideas into full-on apps with just a prompt. Describe what you want — it builds the layout, logic, and features. No coding, no stress.
Launches May 1, but you can pre-order it on the App Store now.
AI isn’t just helping anymore. It’s building.

Bungie’s back: Marathon gameplay reveal set for April 12

After months of silence, the creators of Halo and Destiny are finally ready to lift the curtain on Marathon.
Gameplay reveal drops April 12 at 8 PM MSK, along with full details and first impressions from lucky journos who’ve already played behind closed doors.
The game’s coming to PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and PC — no release date yet, but the hype engine is officially warming up.

Eyes peeled. This could be big.

Buying crypto just got easier: Binance now supports Apple Pay & Google Pay 📲 Binance is making your Web3 entry smoother than ever. You can now buy crypto using Apple Pay and Google Pay, thanks to a new integration powered by Worldpay.
One tap — and you're a HODLer. No more fumbling for cards — just pay like it’s 2025.

📉 US markets opened — and it's still bleeding

We’re witnessing the worst 3-day stock market drop since 1987. Yes, the infamous Black Monday kind of vibes.
S&P, Nasdaq, Dow — all in a nosedive, like meme coins on a red week.
What does it mean for us, crypto fam? When tradfi tanks, big players often dump risk assets — and crypto gets hit hard.
But hey, this ain’t just pain — it’s potential. Be like Bitcoin: stay cool, buy low, and ride the wave.