⛅️ Yeah, it hurts. But we’ve been here before.

Bitcoin just dropped below $76K, ETH is at $1.5K, and altcoins took a beating: BERA -22%, LDO -18%, MKR -17%, AAVE -17%, LTC -17%.
Liquidations hit $1B in 24h — with $865M in longs wiped out. Fear & Greed Index back in extreme fear — 23.
But hey — if you made it through 2022, you know the drill.
Don’t panic. Keep building.

📉 A New "Black Monday"? Jim Cramer says — get ready by Monday.

Market guru and TV drama king Jim Cramer is ringing the alarm: we might be heading for a 1987-style crash. The trigger? Trump's fresh wave of tariffs.
10% on all imports. Up to 50% on “unfair” trading partners like China, India, and parts of Europe. Even Liechtenstein's on the list — because America First 2.0.
Cramer thinks things could unravel fast — not months from now, but by next week. Markets are shaky, volatility is back, and the only thing rising is global tension.
Recession ahead? Possibly. Massive dip? Likely.
Trump changing his tune? Lol. Good luck with that.

Someone had to do it: now there's an app that makes apps.

Meet VibeCode — a tool that turns your ideas into full-on apps with just a prompt. Describe what you want — it builds the layout, logic, and features. No coding, no stress.
Launches May 1, but you can pre-order it on the App Store now.
AI isn’t just helping anymore. It’s building.

Bungie’s back: Marathon gameplay reveal set for April 12

After months of silence, the creators of Halo and Destiny are finally ready to lift the curtain on Marathon.
Gameplay reveal drops April 12 at 8 PM MSK, along with full details and first impressions from lucky journos who’ve already played behind closed doors.
The game’s coming to PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and PC — no release date yet, but the hype engine is officially warming up.

Eyes peeled. This could be big.

Buying crypto just got easier: Binance now supports Apple Pay & Google Pay 📲 Binance is making your Web3 entry smoother than ever. You can now buy crypto using Apple Pay and Google Pay, thanks to a new integration powered by Worldpay.
One tap — and you're a HODLer. No more fumbling for cards — just pay like it’s 2025.

📉 US markets opened — and it's still bleeding

We’re witnessing the worst 3-day stock market drop since 1987. Yes, the infamous Black Monday kind of vibes.
S&P, Nasdaq, Dow — all in a nosedive, like meme coins on a red week.
What does it mean for us, crypto fam? When tradfi tanks, big players often dump risk assets — and crypto gets hit hard.
But hey, this ain’t just pain — it’s potential. Be like Bitcoin: stay cool, buy low, and ride the wave.

Naked Gun is locked, loaded, and making a comeback!

And nope, this ain’t a drill — Liam Neeson is stepping in, and honestly? We thought this day would never come. 🤯
In a world of soy-soaked Hollywood remakes, someone finally remembered what real comedy looks like.
This isn’t just a reboot — it’s a true sequel, with Neeson playing the son of Frank Drebin. Judging by the teaser, we’re getting full chaos, old-school slapstick, and jokes aged like fine 1988 cheese.
Final gag hits different: everyone in the film pays tribute to the OG cast…
Except one guy sitting in front of a portrait of O.J. Simpson, looking straight at the camera like:

👉 “Not this one.”
(If you know, you know. If you don’t — Google it. Worth it.)
We’re hyped. We’re clapping. We’re manifesting greatness.
Just praying Neeson didn’t forget where he left his sense of humor.

⚡️ TRON: Ares — First Trailer is Here!

The iconic franchise is back after 15 years — now with Jared Leto and Evan Peters leading the charge.
This time, a program named Ares pulls the ultimate move: escaping from the Grid into the real world. It’s humanity’s first direct contact with an AI being. Let the neon chaos begin.

Premieres October 10.
#TRONAres #JaredLeto #SciFi #AI

Ovechkin makes history with 895th NHL goal, surpasses Wayne Gretzky

Alexander Ovechkin has officially done it — Goal No. 895, and he's now the all-time leading goal scorer in NHL history, surpassing Wayne Gretzky.
Two decades. One dream. One icon.
This isn’t just hockey anymore — this is legacy.

The shot heard around the rink. Forever.

Final mission begins: Big trailer for Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part Two is here
The end is near for one of the most iconic action franchises. Paramount just dropped a new trailer for the last chapter of Mission: Impossible.
Tom Cruise, deadly stunts, and espionage at its peak — this is the big one.
Hits international theaters on May 21.
Buckle up, Hunt’s not done yet.

Direwolves are real now, apparently 🧬🐺

Scientists just revived ancient direwolves — for real. They spliced DNA from a 72,000-year-old skull with modern wolves and grew three perfect pups named Romulus, Remus… and Khaleesi (because science is also a fan of GoT).
Lab recipe: fossil → DNA → egg → surrogate → prehistoric fluffball.

Next in line: dodos, thylacines, and yes — woolly mammoths.
Jurassic Park walked so this could sprint.

Elon Musk wants X to do literally everything — next up: messages, money… maybe even a wife 🤯

X is cooking up a new feature called XChat, meant to rival every messenger out there. Leaked screenshots show it chilling in the sidebar, protected by a 4-digit PIN 🔐 (how secure? lol).
But that’s just the beginning. Musk also wants to crush payment apps with XMoney 💸, take on email with the mysterious XMail ✉️… and who knows, maybe launch XWife to complete your digital ecosystem.

No dates. No roadmap. Just vibes and ambition 🚀 Classic Elon.