🐾 Mark Zuckerberg Joins the $200 Billion Club—Pawsitively Loaded! 💸

Well, it looks like Zuckerberg's scratching post just got a lot fancier. Thanks to Meta's stock prices soaring like a cat chasing a laser pointer, his fortune has clawed its way up to $201 billion! 📈 That's nearly six times bigger than it was just two years ago! Now, Zuck’s lounging in the 4th richest spot, right behind fellow "big cats" Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Bernard Arnault 🏆

Since 2022, Meta has been batting around strategies to boost those numbers. Guess they landed on their feet with this one 😼

Just hope he’s not hoarding all the catnip!

🚗 KIA Cars Hacked by License Plate? Yup, That Happened 🐾

So, hackers figured out how to mess with KIA cars using a tool called KIAtool, which basically gave them full control. By converting a license plate into a VIN number through a sneaky API, they could log into the owner's KIA account and do whatever they wanted — unlock, start, or track the car like it’s some kind of real-world video game 🚘🥲

However, hackers reported it to KIA, and the problem’s fixed 🐾

Looks like KIA cars were almost as easy to open as a can of tuna… at least the hackers didn’t figure out how to summon laser pointers! 😸

🐾🇦🇷 Argentina’s VP had a little cat chat with El Salvador’s President

And yep, they were purring over volcanic Bitcoin bonds 🌋💰 Seems like Argentina is curiously sniffing around Bitcoin 🧐

Oh, and in other meow-some news: Binance just got its paws on a full license from Argentina’s regulators! 😸

🐾 iOS 18’s New Lifesaver: Satellite Texting to the Rescue! 🛰️

With iOS 18, Apple has rolled out a game-changing feature — sending texts via satellite when Wi-Fi or cell service is out 📱🚨

After Hurricane "Helen" hit the southeastern U.S., cutting off power and communication, residents were able to connect with emergency services using this new iPhone capability.

Now that's some serious lifesaving tech — no catting around! 😸

🐾 Even Behind Bars, Changpeng Zhao Earned $25M a Day 🙀

According to Forbes, on September 27th, Changpeng’s assets (including crypto holdings and Binance shares) were valued at $61 billion. Back in July, that number was $58 billion!

So, while CZ was in prison, his fortune reportedly grew by $3 billion! 🤑 But, Forbes hasn't shared how they came to that figure, so who knows what's really going on 👀

Seems like CZ’s wealth is multiplying faster than kittens! 🐱

🐾 Reddit Cracks Down on Moderator Protests 🚨

Reddit's been sharpening its claws! 🐾 The platform just rolled out a new policy that restricts moderators from freely changing subreddit visibility — like flipping between public, private, or even NSFW modes — without getting admin approval first. This move comes after last year's protests against API pricing changes, where subreddits went "dark" as a form of rebellion.

Now, if mods want to make their subreddit invisible or switch it up, they'll need Reddit's purr-mission first!🐱 Some users aren’t too happy, though. They’re worried that this limits mods' ability to protest and could even lead to a drop in content quality 📉👎

Looks like Reddit's trying to keep the protests from turning into a full-on cat-astrophe! 👀

🐾 HUGE Solar Flare Alert! 🌞

The Sun just pulled off one of its biggest tricks in seven years — an X7.1 class solar flare! 🔥 Scientists are bracing for intense magnetic storms, ranking between G3 and G5. For those in the northern hemisphere, you might be in for a dazzling light show with auroras lighting up the skies 🌌✨

An enormous plasma wave is expected to smack into Earth late Friday night, with a powerful magnetic storm kicking off tonight. 🌍⚡ Brace yourselves, folks — this storm's gonna last a full two days!

Hold onto your whiskers, it’s gonna be an electrifying weekend! 🐱⚡🌠

🚀 OpenAI Unleashes Realtime API! 🚀

At the 2024 DevDay, OpenAI dropped some fresh tools for AI developers, including the much-anticipated public beta of the "Realtime API" 🛠️ This magic kit lets devs build super-fast, speech-to-speech apps with minimal lag. Purrrfect for chatty cats who need instant replies! 😼

During the demo, OpenAI's Romain Huet wowed the crowd with a trip-planning app that allowed users to have smooth, real-time convos with an AI assistant 🗺️😺

OpenAI clearly wants to make our chats faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer! 🎯🐾