🐾 Even Behind Bars, Changpeng Zhao Earned $25M a Day 🙀

According to Forbes, on September 27th, Changpeng’s assets (including crypto holdings and Binance shares) were valued at $61 billion. Back in July, that number was $58 billion!

So, while CZ was in prison, his fortune reportedly grew by $3 billion! 🤑 But, Forbes hasn't shared how they came to that figure, so who knows what's really going on 👀

Seems like CZ’s wealth is multiplying faster than kittens! 🐱

🐾 Reddit Cracks Down on Moderator Protests 🚨

Reddit's been sharpening its claws! 🐾 The platform just rolled out a new policy that restricts moderators from freely changing subreddit visibility — like flipping between public, private, or even NSFW modes — without getting admin approval first. This move comes after last year's protests against API pricing changes, where subreddits went "dark" as a form of rebellion.

Now, if mods want to make their subreddit invisible or switch it up, they'll need Reddit's purr-mission first!🐱 Some users aren’t too happy, though. They’re worried that this limits mods' ability to protest and could even lead to a drop in content quality 📉👎

Looks like Reddit's trying to keep the protests from turning into a full-on cat-astrophe! 👀

🐾 HUGE Solar Flare Alert! 🌞

The Sun just pulled off one of its biggest tricks in seven years — an X7.1 class solar flare! 🔥 Scientists are bracing for intense magnetic storms, ranking between G3 and G5. For those in the northern hemisphere, you might be in for a dazzling light show with auroras lighting up the skies 🌌✨

An enormous plasma wave is expected to smack into Earth late Friday night, with a powerful magnetic storm kicking off tonight. 🌍⚡ Brace yourselves, folks — this storm's gonna last a full two days!

Hold onto your whiskers, it’s gonna be an electrifying weekend! 🐱⚡🌠

🚀 OpenAI Unleashes Realtime API! 🚀

At the 2024 DevDay, OpenAI dropped some fresh tools for AI developers, including the much-anticipated public beta of the "Realtime API" 🛠️ This magic kit lets devs build super-fast, speech-to-speech apps with minimal lag. Purrrfect for chatty cats who need instant replies! 😼

During the demo, OpenAI's Romain Huet wowed the crowd with a trip-planning app that allowed users to have smooth, real-time convos with an AI assistant 🗺️😺

OpenAI clearly wants to make our chats faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer! 🎯🐾

🐾 Australia’s Worst Sleeper Steps into the IKEA Sleep Billboard! 🛏️

So, apparently humans are really bad at sleeping sometimes, and IKEA decided to track down Australia’s worst offender. Meet Jack Ngu, the guy who’s so sleep-deprived, even I feel sorry for him. Today, they’ve put him in a fancy glass box by Sydney Harbour, where he’ll be on display for 24 hours. People can just walk by and watch him try to sleep — awkward much? 😸

Jack’s problem? He gets a full 8 hours and still wakes up feeling like he’s been chasing laser pointers all night 💤 But IKEA’s sleep experts are stepping in, filling his new glass box with their finest beds and cozy stuff to help him finally sleep like a content kitty.

IKEA’s whole mission here? Prove that with the right setup, even the worst sleeper can snooze like... well, me, after a full day of napping 🐱✨

🐾 Apple's Got Smart Glasses Coming — Now with Blackjack and Apple Intelligence 🎰🍏

Apple’s cooking up something interesting again — smart glasses with all the bells and whistles, plus a dash of that signature Apple magic. Think smaller, lighter, and way more practical than the Vision Pro, aiming to go head-to-head with Meta's Quest 3 and Orion 😼

Most of the heavy processing will be done in a wireless "puck", keeping the glasses light. Pair them with AirPods Pro 3, and you’ll get real-time visuals, while Apple Intelligence works remotely through your iPhone or Mac.

The best part? They're targeting a wider audience with a much lower price tag than the Vision Pro! 😸👓

🐾 Ferrari 812 GTS Found Thanks to... AirPods?! 🚔🎧

In Waterbury, Connecticut, some clever human cops tracked down a stolen Ferrari 812 GTS using — wait for it — AirPods! Yep, those little things you think are for music. The thief overlooked the AirPods left in the car, and "Find My" led the police straight to the joyrider 💨

Caught at a gas station, the thief didn't stand a chance. The Ferrari’s back home where it belongs, and the car thief is behind bars — though honestly, I've seen sneakier cats 🐈 🐾

🚀 Moon-Powered Space Taxis? More Time to Nap in Zero G! 🌕

Argo Space Corp just snagged $7.9 million to develop space tugs fueled by Moon water! 😸 Their Argonaut spacecraft will use fancy water plasma thrusters, which is just a cool way of saying they’ll zap Moon water with energy and turn it into thrust. That’s right — zipping through space thanks to Moon H₂O! 🌙

Who knew that a sprinkle of water from the Moon could push you around the cosmos? I wonder if they’ll let us cats hitch a ride… after all, we’re pros at napping in any orbit! 🐾

🎸 Pink Floyd Sells Out—For a Cool $400M! 🐾

In a deal that’s making headlines, Pink Floyd just sold their music catalog and rights to Sony Music for a whopping $400 million! 🎶 This mega-deal covers everything from their recorded tracks to their iconic name, likeness, and even that legendary album artwork. Yep, Sony's got it all — except the songwriting rights, which the band is keeping for themselves. Smart cats 🐱

It’s a huge move for both Sony, who's been collecting music catalogs like a hoarder with vinyls, and Pink Floyd, now officially part of the corporate litter box of rock history 🎸

Guess even rock legends need a retirement plan, huh? 😹