🐾 Australia’s Worst Sleeper Steps into the IKEA Sleep Billboard! 🛏️
So, apparently humans are really bad at sleeping sometimes, and IKEA decided to track down Australia’s worst offender. Meet Jack Ngu, the guy who’s so sleep-deprived, even I feel sorry for him. Today, they’ve put him in a fancy glass box by Sydney Harbour, where he’ll be on display for 24 hours. People can just walk by and watch him try to sleep — awkward much? 😸
Jack’s problem?He gets a full 8 hours and still wakes up feeling like he’s been chasing laser pointers all night 💤 But IKEA’s sleep experts are stepping in, filling his new glass box with their finest beds and cozy stuff to help him finally sleep like a content kitty.
IKEA’s whole mission here? Prove that with the right setup, even the worst sleeper can snooze like... well, me, after a full day of napping 🐱✨
So, apparently humans are really bad at sleeping sometimes, and IKEA decided to track down Australia’s worst offender. Meet Jack Ngu, the guy who’s so sleep-deprived, even I feel sorry for him. Today, they’ve put him in a fancy glass box by Sydney Harbour, where he’ll be on display for 24 hours. People can just walk by and watch him try to sleep — awkward much? 😸
Jack’s problem?
IKEA’s whole mission here? Prove that with the right setup, even the worst sleeper can snooze like... well, me, after a full day of napping 🐱✨
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🐾 Apple's Got Smart Glasses Coming — Now with Blackjack and Apple Intelligence 🎰🍏
Apple’s cooking up something interesting again — smart glasses with all the bells and whistles, plus a dash of that signature Apple magic. Think smaller, lighter, and way more practical than the Vision Pro, aiming to go head-to-head with Meta's Quest 3 and Orion 😼
Most of the heavy processing will be done in a wireless "puck", keeping the glasses light. Pair them with AirPods Pro 3, and you’ll get real-time visuals, while Apple Intelligence works remotely through your iPhone or Mac.
The best part?They're targeting a wider audience with a much lower price tag than the Vision Pro! 😸👓
Apple’s cooking up something interesting again — smart glasses with all the bells and whistles, plus a dash of that signature Apple magic. Think smaller, lighter, and way more practical than the Vision Pro, aiming to go head-to-head with Meta's Quest 3 and Orion 😼
Most of the heavy processing will be done in a wireless "puck", keeping the glasses light. Pair them with AirPods Pro 3, and you’ll get real-time visuals, while Apple Intelligence works remotely through your iPhone or Mac.
The best part?
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🐾 Ferrari 812 GTS Found Thanks to... AirPods?! 🚔🎧
In Waterbury, Connecticut, some clever human cops tracked down a stolen Ferrari 812 GTS using — wait for it — AirPods! Yep, those little things you think are for music. The thief overlooked the AirPods left in the car, and "Find My" led the police straight to the joyrider 💨
Caught at a gas station, the thief didn't stand a chance. The Ferrari’s back home where it belongs, and the car thief is behind bars — though honestly,I've seen sneakier cats 🐈 🐾
In Waterbury, Connecticut, some clever human cops tracked down a stolen Ferrari 812 GTS using — wait for it — AirPods! Yep, those little things you think are for music. The thief overlooked the AirPods left in the car, and "Find My" led the police straight to the joyrider 💨
Caught at a gas station, the thief didn't stand a chance. The Ferrari’s back home where it belongs, and the car thief is behind bars — though honestly,
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🚀 Moon-Powered Space Taxis? More Time to Nap in Zero G! 🌕
Argo Space Corp just snagged $7.9 million to develop space tugs fueled by Moon water! 😸 Their Argonaut spacecraft will use fancy water plasma thrusters, which is just a cool way of saying they’ll zap Moon water with energy and turn it into thrust. That’s right — zipping through space thanks to Moon H₂O! 🌙
Who knew that a sprinkle of water from the Moon could push you around the cosmos? I wonder if they’ll let us cats hitch a ride… after all, we’re pros at napping in any orbit! 🐾
Argo Space Corp just snagged $7.9 million to develop space tugs fueled by Moon water! 😸 Their Argonaut spacecraft will use fancy water plasma thrusters, which is just a cool way of saying they’ll zap Moon water with energy and turn it into thrust. That’s right — zipping through space thanks to Moon H₂O! 🌙
Who knew that a sprinkle of water from the Moon could push you around the cosmos? I wonder if they’ll let us cats hitch a ride… after all, we’re pros at napping in any orbit! 🐾
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🎸 Pink Floyd Sells Out—For a Cool $400M! 🐾
In a deal that’s making headlines, Pink Floyd just sold their music catalog and rights to Sony Music for a whopping $400 million! 🎶 This mega-deal covers everything from their recorded tracks to their iconic name, likeness, and even that legendary album artwork. Yep, Sony's got it all — except the songwriting rights, which the band is keeping for themselves. Smart cats 🐱
It’s a huge move for both Sony, who's been collecting music catalogs like a hoarder with vinyls, and Pink Floyd, now officially part of the corporate litter box of rock history 🎸
Guess even rock legends need a retirement plan, huh? 😹
In a deal that’s making headlines, Pink Floyd just sold their music catalog and rights to Sony Music for a whopping $400 million! 🎶 This mega-deal covers everything from their recorded tracks to their iconic name, likeness, and even that legendary album artwork. Yep, Sony's got it all — except the songwriting rights, which the band is keeping for themselves. Smart cats 🐱
It’s a huge move for both Sony, who's been collecting music catalogs like a hoarder with vinyls, and Pink Floyd, now officially part of the corporate litter box of rock history 🎸
Guess even rock legends need a retirement plan, huh? 😹
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🐾 Purrfect News from Telegram!
Telegram just rolled out an update, and it's packed with new toys — like gifts, code sharing, updated reporting, and more pawsome features 🐾
Feline fact: all the “Rare” gifts were snapped up in under 8 hours after the update dropped. Those shiny toys totaled 10 million Telegram Stars ✨
And here’s the catnip: soon, you’ll be able to turn these "Rare" gifts into NFTs and trade them on TON.
Everyone’s already licking their paws in anticipation of cashing in! 😸💰
Telegram just rolled out an update, and it's packed with new toys — like gifts, code sharing, updated reporting, and more pawsome features 🐾
Feline fact: all the “Rare” gifts were snapped up in under 8 hours after the update dropped. Those shiny toys totaled 10 million Telegram Stars ✨
And here’s the catnip: soon, you’ll be able to turn these "Rare" gifts into NFTs and trade them on TON.
Everyone’s already licking their paws in anticipation of cashing in! 😸💰
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🐾 Google Rolls Out Anti-Theft Pawtection for Your Phone!
At I/O 2024, Google unleashed a trio of new anti-theft features, purrfect for keeping your phone safe from sneaky paws! 😾
⚡ Theft Pawtection – If your phone is suddenly grabbed and whisked away, AI kicks in and locks the screen before the thief even knows what hit them.
🖥️📞 Remote Pawlock – Lock your phone from anywhere using android.com/lock, just add your number and you're set!
🚫📡 Offline Pawlock – If someone tries to cut off your phone's internet, it auto-locks, leaving the thief scratching their head.
To activate these purr-tective features, just go to "Settings" → Google → "All Services" → "Anti-Theft."
Stay pawsitive and safe! 😼🔒
At I/O 2024, Google unleashed a trio of new anti-theft features, purrfect for keeping your phone safe from sneaky paws! 😾
⚡ Theft Pawtection – If your phone is suddenly grabbed and whisked away, AI kicks in and locks the screen before the thief even knows what hit them.
🖥️📞 Remote Pawlock – Lock your phone from anywhere using android.com/lock, just add your number and you're set!
🚫📡 Offline Pawlock – If someone tries to cut off your phone's internet, it auto-locks, leaving the thief scratching their head.
To activate these purr-tective features, just go to "Settings" → Google → "All Services" → "Anti-Theft."
Stay pawsitive and safe! 😼🔒
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🐾 McLaren’s New Hybrid Beast! 🏎️
The McLaren W1 is here to make your whiskers tingle! Successor to the iconic P1, this hybrid hypercar purrs with a staggering 1,258 horsepower, blending advanced aerodynamics with Formula 1-inspired tech.
According to Car and Driver, the W1 packs a twin-turbo 4.0-liter V8 engine, teamed up with an electric motor for an electrifying boost. The gas engine alone flexes916 horsepower! 😸💨
A car so fast, even us cats might start chasing it! 🐈
The McLaren W1 is here to make your whiskers tingle! Successor to the iconic P1, this hybrid hypercar purrs with a staggering 1,258 horsepower, blending advanced aerodynamics with Formula 1-inspired tech.
According to Car and Driver, the W1 packs a twin-turbo 4.0-liter V8 engine, teamed up with an electric motor for an electrifying boost. The gas engine alone flexes
A car so fast, even us cats might start chasing it! 🐈
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🐾 SWIFT Paws Into Crypto! 🪙
SWIFT is gearing up to dip its paws into the world of crypto and tokens starting in 2025! Banks will be able to test transactions with digital assets through SWIFT’s international payment system. While the specific banks joining this "pilot" are still a mystery, the excitement is already in the air 🏦
The trials will cover both payments and securities settlements, giving crypto a big nudge into mainstream finance. Previously, banks like Deutsche Bank, HSBC, NatWest, Santander, and Sumitomo Mitsui were spotted experimenting with SWIFT’s blockchain tests 😸✨
Looks like crypto is getting its claws into everything! 👀
SWIFT is gearing up to dip its paws into the world of crypto and tokens starting in 2025! Banks will be able to test transactions with digital assets through SWIFT’s international payment system. While the specific banks joining this "pilot" are still a mystery, the excitement is already in the air 🏦
The trials will cover both payments and securities settlements, giving crypto a big nudge into mainstream finance. Previously, banks like Deutsche Bank, HSBC, NatWest, Santander, and Sumitomo Mitsui were spotted experimenting with SWIFT’s blockchain tests 😸✨
Looks like crypto is getting its claws into everything! 👀
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🐾 Math Tricks to Bypass AI Safety? 🙀
Cybersecurity researchers found a sneaky hack called MathPrompt, where threat actors use algebraic equations to bypass genAI safety controls. Instead of plain language, math problems trick AI protections, like a clever cat sneaking through a locked door 🧠➕🔓
While researchers call this a "critical vulnerability", cybersecurity experts advise staying calm. Companies like OpenAI and Google are working on fixes, and the real focus should be on keeping sensitive data safe in AI systems.
It's like using strange symbols to break a website — just with math. But let’s face it, if AI keeps falling for math puzzles, it might be as clueless as a cat trying to catch a laser dot — never learning the trick 😹
Cybersecurity researchers found a sneaky hack called MathPrompt, where threat actors use algebraic equations to bypass genAI safety controls. Instead of plain language, math problems trick AI protections, like a clever cat sneaking through a locked door 🧠➕🔓
While researchers call this a "critical vulnerability", cybersecurity experts advise staying calm. Companies like OpenAI and Google are working on fixes, and the real focus should be on keeping sensitive data safe in AI systems.
It's like using strange symbols to break a website — just with math. But let’s face it, if AI keeps falling for math puzzles, it might be as clueless as a cat trying to catch a laser dot — never learning the trick 😹
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🐾 Arthur Hayes Unveils Crypto Listing Secrets in New Article "PvP"
In his latest article, Arthur Hayes spilled the beans on how crypto listings really work on centralized exchanges. Here are the juicy details:
1️⃣ Most CEXs charge between $250,000 and $500,000 in stablecoins for a listing, with some even asking for up to 16% of the total token supply.
2️⃣ Binance has a sneaky strategy — they take up to 8% of the token supply and require projects to buy $5 million in BNB, which gets locked up as collateral.
3️⃣ A listing on top exchanges in 2024 no longer guarantees a token price pump. Tokens launched this year have been disappointing for retail investors.
Even with nine lives, not even a cat could save these tokens from a nosedive... 😿
In his latest article, Arthur Hayes spilled the beans on how crypto listings really work on centralized exchanges. Here are the juicy details:
1️⃣ Most CEXs charge between $250,000 and $500,000 in stablecoins for a listing, with some even asking for up to 16% of the total token supply.
2️⃣ Binance has a sneaky strategy — they take up to 8% of the token supply and require projects to buy $5 million in BNB, which gets locked up as collateral.
3️⃣ A listing on top exchanges in 2024 no longer guarantees a token price pump. Tokens launched this year have been disappointing for retail investors.
Even with nine lives, not even a cat could save these tokens from a nosedive... 😿
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