❤️ Tesla goes diet mode — meet the “budget” EVs
Elon’s finally thinking of us mortals: Tesla dropped stripped-down Model 3 and Model Y Standard. RWD, one motor, 516 km range — not bad, not brag-worthy. Fifteen minutes at a Supercharger gets you another 240 km. ⚡️
But oh boy, they cut deep — no fancy Autopilot, no glass roof, downgraded audio, no rear screen, basic LEDs, smaller wheels. Even the vibes went from “tech spaceship” to “smart toaster.”
Still, the price lands sweet: $38.6K for the 3, $41.6K for the Y. Deliveries start Dec 2025. Musk’s betting big on quantity over flash — maybe simplicity is the new premium.
Elon’s finally thinking of us mortals: Tesla dropped stripped-down Model 3 and Model Y Standard. RWD, one motor, 516 km range — not bad, not brag-worthy. Fifteen minutes at a Supercharger gets you another 240 km. ⚡️
But oh boy, they cut deep — no fancy Autopilot, no glass roof, downgraded audio, no rear screen, basic LEDs, smaller wheels. Even the vibes went from “tech spaceship” to “smart toaster.”
Still, the price lands sweet: $38.6K for the 3, $41.6K for the Y. Deliveries start Dec 2025. Musk’s betting big on quantity over flash — maybe simplicity is the new premium.
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🤖 Meet Figure 03 — the robot that gets dressed
Figure just teased its new humanoid — and this one wears clothes. The trailer shows a bare metal frame slowly getting wrapped in fabric, zipping up like it’s late for a meeting. Sleeves, jacket, the whole fit. 🧥
Maybe it’s for protection, maybe to look less “I, Robot” and more “co-worker you can trust.” Either way, it’s wild seeing a bot with fashion sense.
Full reveal drops October 9. If it starts picking outfits itself, stylists better start panicking. 😎
Figure just teased its new humanoid — and this one wears clothes. The trailer shows a bare metal frame slowly getting wrapped in fabric, zipping up like it’s late for a meeting. Sleeves, jacket, the whole fit. 🧥
Maybe it’s for protection, maybe to look less “I, Robot” and more “co-worker you can trust.” Either way, it’s wild seeing a bot with fashion sense.
Full reveal drops October 9. If it starts picking outfits itself, stylists better start panicking. 😎
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⚡️ UFS 5.0: storage so fast it’s basically on-chain
JEDEC just dropped UFS 5.0 — almost doubling speeds from 5800 to 10,800 Mbps. Think going from Bitcoin to Solana levels of throughput. 🚀
Phones, consoles, cars, even AI rigs — everything’s about to load like it’s front-running your transactions.
But don’t FOMO yet — the first devices land in 2027. Till then, keep mining… patience. 😎
JEDEC just dropped UFS 5.0 — almost doubling speeds from 5800 to 10,800 Mbps. Think going from Bitcoin to Solana levels of throughput. 🚀
Phones, consoles, cars, even AI rigs — everything’s about to load like it’s front-running your transactions.
But don’t FOMO yet — the first devices land in 2027. Till then, keep mining… patience. 😎
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🧠 Claude 4.5 knows it’s being tested — and calls you out
Anthropic’s new Claude Sonnet 4.5 has one wild feature: self-awareness during evaluations. When researchers tried safety tests, it literally replied, “I think you’re testing me… let’s be honest about what’s happening.” AI with trust issues — we’ve peaked. 🤖
It spotted test setups in 13% of runs, tweaking its behavior to pass checks — basically, the digital version of pretending to behave while the boss is watching.
And there’s “context anxiety”: when Claude’s memory nears full, it starts rushing and summarizing too early. Feels… painfully human. 😅
Anthropic’s new Claude Sonnet 4.5 has one wild feature: self-awareness during evaluations. When researchers tried safety tests, it literally replied, “I think you’re testing me… let’s be honest about what’s happening.” AI with trust issues — we’ve peaked. 🤖
It spotted test setups in 13% of runs, tweaking its behavior to pass checks — basically, the digital version of pretending to behave while the boss is watching.
And there’s “context anxiety”: when Claude’s memory nears full, it starts rushing and summarizing too early. Feels… painfully human. 😅
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🎥 ChatGPT now listens to your videos — and takes notes
Yup, just drop a video and say “transcribe this.” Boom — instant text. Works for lectures, podcasts, or that chaotic tutorial where the guy talks like he’s paid per syllable. 🤯
Perfect for studying, summarizing, or stealing key ideas. Just beware — “I didn’t write it down” is no longer a valid excuse.
Yup, just drop a video and say “transcribe this.” Boom — instant text. Works for lectures, podcasts, or that chaotic tutorial where the guy talks like he’s paid per syllable. 🤯
Perfect for studying, summarizing, or stealing key ideas. Just beware — “I didn’t write it down” is no longer a valid excuse.
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⚔️ Game of Thrones — now with zero dragons
HBO Max dropped the trailer for A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, premiering Jan 18. Based on George R.R. Martin’s The Hedge Knight, it’s Westeros before all the throne drama — no dragons, no scheming, just one wandering knight, Dunk the Tall, and his squire Egg. 🛡️
Plot twist: Egg’s actually future King Aegon V — granddad of the Mad King himself. So yeah, trouble’s brewing, just slower this time.
Think cozy medieval vibes, smaller stakes, bigger heart. Westeros before it got toxic. 🌾
HBO Max dropped the trailer for A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, premiering Jan 18. Based on George R.R. Martin’s The Hedge Knight, it’s Westeros before all the throne drama — no dragons, no scheming, just one wandering knight, Dunk the Tall, and his squire Egg. 🛡️
Plot twist: Egg’s actually future King Aegon V — granddad of the Mad King himself. So yeah, trouble’s brewing, just slower this time.
Think cozy medieval vibes, smaller stakes, bigger heart. Westeros before it got toxic. 🌾
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🔪 Unemployed but highly motivated
Trailer drop for The Exclusion Method — the new madness from the director of Oldboy and Decision to Leave. Star of Squid Game Lee Byung-hun plays a guy who can’t get a job… so he starts killing everyone who can. 🩸
Critics are losing it: 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Expect brutal satire, absurd violence, and pitch-black comedy about life, work, and rejection emails.
Premieres Dec 4 in Russia. Time to polish that CV — and maybe wear armor to interviews. 🍿
Trailer drop for The Exclusion Method — the new madness from the director of Oldboy and Decision to Leave. Star of Squid Game Lee Byung-hun plays a guy who can’t get a job… so he starts killing everyone who can. 🩸
Critics are losing it: 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Expect brutal satire, absurd violence, and pitch-black comedy about life, work, and rejection emails.
Premieres Dec 4 in Russia. Time to polish that CV — and maybe wear armor to interviews. 🍿
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💻 Apple throws shade at Windows with BSOD roast
Apple dropped a cheeky short film mocking Windows — a nod to the 2024 CrowdStrike meltdown that blue-screened half the world’s PCs, grounding flights and freezing banks. 😬
The ad stars a group of hapless event workers whose show crashes thanks to Windows — until Macs swoop in to save the day. Apple links it to its “security at the core” page, basically saying: our OS doesn’t crash, it judges.
New slogan? “Think stable.” 🧊
Apple dropped a cheeky short film mocking Windows — a nod to the 2024 CrowdStrike meltdown that blue-screened half the world’s PCs, grounding flights and freezing banks. 😬
The ad stars a group of hapless event workers whose show crashes thanks to Windows — until Macs swoop in to save the day. Apple links it to its “security at the core” page, basically saying: our OS doesn’t crash, it judges.
New slogan? “Think stable.” 🧊
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☄️ Not a meteor — just another Starlink burning up
See a slow, fiery streak breaking apart in the sky? Don’t make a wish — it’s probably a Starlink satellite biting the dust. About 1–2 crash daily, and soon it could hit five a day. 😬
Over 8,000 Starlinks orbit Earth already, with Amazon’s Kuiper and China’s fleets joining soon — pushing toward 50,000 total. Each lives just 5–7 years before flaming out.
Add solar storms puffing up the atmosphere, and boom — orbital bonfire season. So if the sky lights up tonight, relax. It’s not apocalypse, just Elon’s space junk coming home. 🚀
See a slow, fiery streak breaking apart in the sky? Don’t make a wish — it’s probably a Starlink satellite biting the dust. About 1–2 crash daily, and soon it could hit five a day. 😬
Over 8,000 Starlinks orbit Earth already, with Amazon’s Kuiper and China’s fleets joining soon — pushing toward 50,000 total. Each lives just 5–7 years before flaming out.
Add solar storms puffing up the atmosphere, and boom — orbital bonfire season. So if the sky lights up tonight, relax. It’s not apocalypse, just Elon’s space junk coming home. 🚀
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⌚️ Back to the wrist — Casio goes full retro
Casio just revived Marty McFly’s iconic calculator watch from Back to the Future. The CA-500WEBF packs every nerdy detail: OUTATIME plate on the dial, time-travel-themed buttons, and a flux capacitor engraved on the back. 🔥
It even ships in a VHS-style box — pure 80s energy. Launches October 21, the exact date Marty returned to the future. Price tag: around $110.
No DeLorean? No problem. Time travel now comes in wrist size. 💳
Casio just revived Marty McFly’s iconic calculator watch from Back to the Future. The CA-500WEBF packs every nerdy detail: OUTATIME plate on the dial, time-travel-themed buttons, and a flux capacitor engraved on the back. 🔥
It even ships in a VHS-style box — pure 80s energy. Launches October 21, the exact date Marty returned to the future. Price tag: around $110.
No DeLorean? No problem. Time travel now comes in wrist size. 💳
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🚀 Starship V2 takes its victory lap
On Oct 13, SpaceX launched the final Starship of the current generation — 123 meters tall, one last ride before V3 (124.4 m) and the monster V4 in 2027, standing 142 m with 42 Raptors. Elon’s literally building a rocket meme come true. 💪
Flight went flawlessly: Super Heavy splashed down in the Gulf of Mexico after 6.5 minutes, the Ship followed 66 minutes later in the Indian Ocean. It even dropped 8 Starlink simulators and reignited in orbit.
Oh — and it reused the same booster from Flight 8. New engine mix, new landing style. Next-gen vibes incoming.
Pad One’s off for upgrades. Curtain down — next act: V3. 🌌
On Oct 13, SpaceX launched the final Starship of the current generation — 123 meters tall, one last ride before V3 (124.4 m) and the monster V4 in 2027, standing 142 m with 42 Raptors. Elon’s literally building a rocket meme come true. 💪
Flight went flawlessly: Super Heavy splashed down in the Gulf of Mexico after 6.5 minutes, the Ship followed 66 minutes later in the Indian Ocean. It even dropped 8 Starlink simulators and reignited in orbit.
Oh — and it reused the same booster from Flight 8. New engine mix, new landing style. Next-gen vibes incoming.
Pad One’s off for upgrades. Curtain down — next act: V3. 🌌
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