❤️ Tesla goes diet mode — meet the “budget” EVs
Elon’s finally thinking of us mortals: Tesla dropped stripped-down Model 3 and Model Y Standard. RWD, one motor, 516 km range — not bad, not brag-worthy. Fifteen minutes at a Supercharger gets you another 240 km. ⚡️
But oh boy, they cut deep — no fancy Autopilot, no glass roof, downgraded audio, no rear screen, basic LEDs, smaller wheels. Even the vibes went from “tech spaceship” to “smart toaster.”
Still, the price lands sweet: $38.6K for the 3, $41.6K for the Y. Deliveries start Dec 2025. Musk’s betting big on quantity over flash — maybe simplicity is the new premium.
Elon’s finally thinking of us mortals: Tesla dropped stripped-down Model 3 and Model Y Standard. RWD, one motor, 516 km range — not bad, not brag-worthy. Fifteen minutes at a Supercharger gets you another 240 km. ⚡️
But oh boy, they cut deep — no fancy Autopilot, no glass roof, downgraded audio, no rear screen, basic LEDs, smaller wheels. Even the vibes went from “tech spaceship” to “smart toaster.”
Still, the price lands sweet: $38.6K for the 3, $41.6K for the Y. Deliveries start Dec 2025. Musk’s betting big on quantity over flash — maybe simplicity is the new premium.
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🤖 Meet Figure 03 — the robot that gets dressed
Figure just teased its new humanoid — and this one wears clothes. The trailer shows a bare metal frame slowly getting wrapped in fabric, zipping up like it’s late for a meeting. Sleeves, jacket, the whole fit. 🧥
Maybe it’s for protection, maybe to look less “I, Robot” and more “co-worker you can trust.” Either way, it’s wild seeing a bot with fashion sense.
Full reveal drops October 9. If it starts picking outfits itself, stylists better start panicking. 😎
Figure just teased its new humanoid — and this one wears clothes. The trailer shows a bare metal frame slowly getting wrapped in fabric, zipping up like it’s late for a meeting. Sleeves, jacket, the whole fit. 🧥
Maybe it’s for protection, maybe to look less “I, Robot” and more “co-worker you can trust.” Either way, it’s wild seeing a bot with fashion sense.
Full reveal drops October 9. If it starts picking outfits itself, stylists better start panicking. 😎
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⚡️ UFS 5.0: storage so fast it’s basically on-chain
JEDEC just dropped UFS 5.0 — almost doubling speeds from 5800 to 10,800 Mbps. Think going from Bitcoin to Solana levels of throughput. 🚀
Phones, consoles, cars, even AI rigs — everything’s about to load like it’s front-running your transactions.
But don’t FOMO yet — the first devices land in 2027. Till then, keep mining… patience. 😎
JEDEC just dropped UFS 5.0 — almost doubling speeds from 5800 to 10,800 Mbps. Think going from Bitcoin to Solana levels of throughput. 🚀
Phones, consoles, cars, even AI rigs — everything’s about to load like it’s front-running your transactions.
But don’t FOMO yet — the first devices land in 2027. Till then, keep mining… patience. 😎
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🧠 Claude 4.5 knows it’s being tested — and calls you out
Anthropic’s new Claude Sonnet 4.5 has one wild feature: self-awareness during evaluations. When researchers tried safety tests, it literally replied, “I think you’re testing me… let’s be honest about what’s happening.” AI with trust issues — we’ve peaked. 🤖
It spotted test setups in 13% of runs, tweaking its behavior to pass checks — basically, the digital version of pretending to behave while the boss is watching.
And there’s “context anxiety”: when Claude’s memory nears full, it starts rushing and summarizing too early. Feels… painfully human. 😅
Anthropic’s new Claude Sonnet 4.5 has one wild feature: self-awareness during evaluations. When researchers tried safety tests, it literally replied, “I think you’re testing me… let’s be honest about what’s happening.” AI with trust issues — we’ve peaked. 🤖
It spotted test setups in 13% of runs, tweaking its behavior to pass checks — basically, the digital version of pretending to behave while the boss is watching.
And there’s “context anxiety”: when Claude’s memory nears full, it starts rushing and summarizing too early. Feels… painfully human. 😅
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🎥 ChatGPT now listens to your videos — and takes notes
Yup, just drop a video and say “transcribe this.” Boom — instant text. Works for lectures, podcasts, or that chaotic tutorial where the guy talks like he’s paid per syllable. 🤯
Perfect for studying, summarizing, or stealing key ideas. Just beware — “I didn’t write it down” is no longer a valid excuse.
Yup, just drop a video and say “transcribe this.” Boom — instant text. Works for lectures, podcasts, or that chaotic tutorial where the guy talks like he’s paid per syllable. 🤯
Perfect for studying, summarizing, or stealing key ideas. Just beware — “I didn’t write it down” is no longer a valid excuse.
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⚔️ Game of Thrones — now with zero dragons
HBO Max dropped the trailer for A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, premiering Jan 18. Based on George R.R. Martin’s The Hedge Knight, it’s Westeros before all the throne drama — no dragons, no scheming, just one wandering knight, Dunk the Tall, and his squire Egg. 🛡️
Plot twist: Egg’s actually future King Aegon V — granddad of the Mad King himself. So yeah, trouble’s brewing, just slower this time.
Think cozy medieval vibes, smaller stakes, bigger heart. Westeros before it got toxic. 🌾
HBO Max dropped the trailer for A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, premiering Jan 18. Based on George R.R. Martin’s The Hedge Knight, it’s Westeros before all the throne drama — no dragons, no scheming, just one wandering knight, Dunk the Tall, and his squire Egg. 🛡️
Plot twist: Egg’s actually future King Aegon V — granddad of the Mad King himself. So yeah, trouble’s brewing, just slower this time.
Think cozy medieval vibes, smaller stakes, bigger heart. Westeros before it got toxic. 🌾
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🔪 Unemployed but highly motivated
Trailer drop for The Exclusion Method — the new madness from the director of Oldboy and Decision to Leave. Star of Squid Game Lee Byung-hun plays a guy who can’t get a job… so he starts killing everyone who can. 🩸
Critics are losing it: 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Expect brutal satire, absurd violence, and pitch-black comedy about life, work, and rejection emails.
Premieres Dec 4 in Russia. Time to polish that CV — and maybe wear armor to interviews. 🍿
Trailer drop for The Exclusion Method — the new madness from the director of Oldboy and Decision to Leave. Star of Squid Game Lee Byung-hun plays a guy who can’t get a job… so he starts killing everyone who can. 🩸
Critics are losing it: 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Expect brutal satire, absurd violence, and pitch-black comedy about life, work, and rejection emails.
Premieres Dec 4 in Russia. Time to polish that CV — and maybe wear armor to interviews. 🍿
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💻 Apple throws shade at Windows with BSOD roast
Apple dropped a cheeky short film mocking Windows — a nod to the 2024 CrowdStrike meltdown that blue-screened half the world’s PCs, grounding flights and freezing banks. 😬
The ad stars a group of hapless event workers whose show crashes thanks to Windows — until Macs swoop in to save the day. Apple links it to its “security at the core” page, basically saying: our OS doesn’t crash, it judges.
New slogan? “Think stable.” 🧊
Apple dropped a cheeky short film mocking Windows — a nod to the 2024 CrowdStrike meltdown that blue-screened half the world’s PCs, grounding flights and freezing banks. 😬
The ad stars a group of hapless event workers whose show crashes thanks to Windows — until Macs swoop in to save the day. Apple links it to its “security at the core” page, basically saying: our OS doesn’t crash, it judges.
New slogan? “Think stable.” 🧊
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☄️ Not a meteor — just another Starlink burning up
See a slow, fiery streak breaking apart in the sky? Don’t make a wish — it’s probably a Starlink satellite biting the dust. About 1–2 crash daily, and soon it could hit five a day. 😬
Over 8,000 Starlinks orbit Earth already, with Amazon’s Kuiper and China’s fleets joining soon — pushing toward 50,000 total. Each lives just 5–7 years before flaming out.
Add solar storms puffing up the atmosphere, and boom — orbital bonfire season. So if the sky lights up tonight, relax. It’s not apocalypse, just Elon’s space junk coming home. 🚀
See a slow, fiery streak breaking apart in the sky? Don’t make a wish — it’s probably a Starlink satellite biting the dust. About 1–2 crash daily, and soon it could hit five a day. 😬
Over 8,000 Starlinks orbit Earth already, with Amazon’s Kuiper and China’s fleets joining soon — pushing toward 50,000 total. Each lives just 5–7 years before flaming out.
Add solar storms puffing up the atmosphere, and boom — orbital bonfire season. So if the sky lights up tonight, relax. It’s not apocalypse, just Elon’s space junk coming home. 🚀
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⌚️ Back to the wrist — Casio goes full retro
Casio just revived Marty McFly’s iconic calculator watch from Back to the Future. The CA-500WEBF packs every nerdy detail: OUTATIME plate on the dial, time-travel-themed buttons, and a flux capacitor engraved on the back. 🔥
It even ships in a VHS-style box — pure 80s energy. Launches October 21, the exact date Marty returned to the future. Price tag: around $110.
No DeLorean? No problem. Time travel now comes in wrist size. 💳
Casio just revived Marty McFly’s iconic calculator watch from Back to the Future. The CA-500WEBF packs every nerdy detail: OUTATIME plate on the dial, time-travel-themed buttons, and a flux capacitor engraved on the back. 🔥
It even ships in a VHS-style box — pure 80s energy. Launches October 21, the exact date Marty returned to the future. Price tag: around $110.
No DeLorean? No problem. Time travel now comes in wrist size. 💳
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🚀 Starship V2 takes its victory lap
On Oct 13, SpaceX launched the final Starship of the current generation — 123 meters tall, one last ride before V3 (124.4 m) and the monster V4 in 2027, standing 142 m with 42 Raptors. Elon’s literally building a rocket meme come true. 💪
Flight went flawlessly: Super Heavy splashed down in the Gulf of Mexico after 6.5 minutes, the Ship followed 66 minutes later in the Indian Ocean. It even dropped 8 Starlink simulators and reignited in orbit.
Oh — and it reused the same booster from Flight 8. New engine mix, new landing style. Next-gen vibes incoming.
Pad One’s off for upgrades. Curtain down — next act: V3. 🌌
On Oct 13, SpaceX launched the final Starship of the current generation — 123 meters tall, one last ride before V3 (124.4 m) and the monster V4 in 2027, standing 142 m with 42 Raptors. Elon’s literally building a rocket meme come true. 💪
Flight went flawlessly: Super Heavy splashed down in the Gulf of Mexico after 6.5 minutes, the Ship followed 66 minutes later in the Indian Ocean. It even dropped 8 Starlink simulators and reignited in orbit.
Oh — and it reused the same booster from Flight 8. New engine mix, new landing style. Next-gen vibes incoming.
Pad One’s off for upgrades. Curtain down — next act: V3. 🌌
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🛞 Tesla just went full “Mad Max” mode
The new FSD 14.1.2 update adds a long-awaited Mad Max driving style — Tesla’s most aggressive autopilot yet. Forget “Sloth” (too polite) and “Hurry” (meh) — this one actually moves. ⚡️
It’ll cruise up to 85 mph, cut lanes with confidence, and act like you’re late for your flight — but still follows every traffic law. Think “rushing parent,” not “street racer.”
Bonus: FSD 14 can now pick a parking spot, handle McDrive, and navigate tight city traffic solo. And when 14.2 drops soon, your Tesla will park itself and come pick you up. Basically, your car just became your personal chauffeur — with attitude. 🍟
The new FSD 14.1.2 update adds a long-awaited Mad Max driving style — Tesla’s most aggressive autopilot yet. Forget “Sloth” (too polite) and “Hurry” (meh) — this one actually moves. ⚡️
It’ll cruise up to 85 mph, cut lanes with confidence, and act like you’re late for your flight — but still follows every traffic law. Think “rushing parent,” not “street racer.”
Bonus: FSD 14 can now pick a parking spot, handle McDrive, and navigate tight city traffic solo. And when 14.2 drops soon, your Tesla will park itself and come pick you up. Basically, your car just became your personal chauffeur — with attitude. 🍟
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