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🔪 Unemployed but highly motivated
Trailer drop for The Exclusion Method — the new madness from the director of Oldboy and Decision to Leave. Star of Squid Game Lee Byung-hun plays a guy who can’t get a job… so he starts killing everyone who can. 🩸
Critics are losing it: 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Expect brutal satire, absurd violence, and pitch-black comedy about life, work, and rejection emails.
Premieres Dec 4 in Russia. Time to polish that CV — and maybe wear armor to interviews. 🍿
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💻 Apple throws shade at Windows with BSOD roast
Apple dropped a cheeky short film mocking Windows — a nod to the 2024 CrowdStrike meltdown that blue-screened half the world’s PCs, grounding flights and freezing banks. 😬
The ad stars a group of hapless event workers whose show crashes thanks to Windows — until Macs swoop in to save the day. Apple links it to its “security at the core” page, basically saying: our OS doesn’t crash, it judges.
New slogan? “Think stable.” 🧊
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☄️ Not a meteor — just another Starlink burning up
See a slow, fiery streak breaking apart in the sky? Don’t make a wish — it’s probably a Starlink satellite biting the dust. About 1–2 crash daily, and soon it could hit five a day. 😬
Over 8,000 Starlinks orbit Earth already, with Amazon’s Kuiper and China’s fleets joining soon — pushing toward 50,000 total. Each lives just 5–7 years before flaming out.
Add solar storms puffing up the atmosphere, and boom — orbital bonfire season. So if the sky lights up tonight, relax. It’s not apocalypse, just Elon’s space junk coming home. 🚀
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⌚️ Back to the wrist — Casio goes full retro
Casio just revived Marty McFly’s iconic calculator watch from Back to the Future. The CA-500WEBF packs every nerdy detail: OUTATIME plate on the dial, time-travel-themed buttons, and a flux capacitor engraved on the back. 🔥
It even ships in a VHS-style box — pure 80s energy. Launches October 21, the exact date Marty returned to the future. Price tag: around $110.
No DeLorean? No problem. Time travel now comes in wrist size. 💳
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🚀 Starship V2 takes its victory lap
On Oct 13, SpaceX launched the final Starship of the current generation — 123 meters tall, one last ride before V3 (124.4 m) and the monster V4 in 2027, standing 142 m with 42 Raptors. Elon’s literally building a rocket meme come true. 💪
Flight went flawlessly: Super Heavy splashed down in the Gulf of Mexico after 6.5 minutes, the Ship followed 66 minutes later in the Indian Ocean. It even dropped 8 Starlink simulators and reignited in orbit.
Oh — and it reused the same booster from Flight 8. New engine mix, new landing style. Next-gen vibes incoming.
Pad One’s off for upgrades. Curtain down — next act: V3. 🌌
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🛞 Tesla just went full “Mad Max” mode
The new FSD 14.1.2 update adds a long-awaited Mad Max driving style — Tesla’s most aggressive autopilot yet. Forget “Sloth” (too polite) and “Hurry” (meh) — this one actually moves. ⚡️
It’ll cruise up to 85 mph, cut lanes with confidence, and act like you’re late for your flight — but still follows every traffic law. Think “rushing parent,” not “street racer.”
Bonus: FSD 14 can now pick a parking spot, handle McDrive, and navigate tight city traffic solo. And when 14.2 drops soon, your Tesla will park itself and come pick you up. Basically, your car just became your personal chauffeur — with attitude. 🍟
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🤖 Honor just built a phone that giggles — and moves
At its Magic 8 event, Honor teased the Robot Phone — a concept where the camera pops out on a robotic arm and even laughs like a cartoon. Yep, that’s in the trailer. 😂
The camera can swivel, shoot selfies, or “look around” on its own. In the video it comforts a baby and gazes at the stars — pure marketing poetry.
For now it’s all CGI fluff, but a real prototype is coming at MWC 2026.
Practical? Not really — it’s chunkier, heavier, and full of moving parts. But as a glimpse of the future? Pure meme-worthy brilliance.
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🏁 Jetson kicks off the world’s first air races!
At Arkansas’ UP Summit, Jetson showed off four Jetson ONE eVTOLs flying in formation — then racing full-speed through pylons at 102 km/h. Think Formula 1, but sky edition. ⚡️
Each Jetson ONE has eight rotors, a gamepad-style joystick, and 20 minutes of pure aerial adrenaline. Oculus founder Palmer Luckey already got his.
Over 550 orders booked, sold out through 2027. Deposit for 2028? $8K. Price: $128K, rising to $148K in November. The sky’s filling up fast — better claim your grid spot. 🚁
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🤔 Samsung’s Galaxy XR just threw shade at Vision Pro
Launched in the US and Korea for $1800, Galaxy XR is almost half the price of Apple’s headset — yet packs 4K mini-LEDs, 90 Hz refresh, 2.5 hrs battery, full eye- and hand-tracking, and high-res passthrough. Same sci-fi feel, less neck pain. 💆‍♂️
UI? Basically Vision Pro cosplay — pinch to click, floating windows, 3D scenes. But Samsung’s ace is AI + content: Gemini’s baked into everything. Point Circle-to-Search at a magazine, chat with Maps, or summon Gemini Live mid-YouTube to ask about what you’re seeing.
Oh, and full Google Play support. Unless you bleed Apple, Galaxy XR might just be the smarter buy — lighter, cheaper, and way more fun. 🚀
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🎌 292 samurai enter. Only one leaves.
Netflix just dropped the trailer for “Last Samurai Standing” — a full-on samurai battle royale. Late 1800s Japan: 292 warriors, one tag each. Lose it — you’re dead. Steal others, reach Tokyo, survive. It’s Squid Game, but with katanas. ⚔️
The trailer drips with Kyoto temples, moonlit duels, and cinematic chaos — feels like Kurosawa meets Tarantino.
Premieres Nov 13. Looks brutal, beautiful, and bloody — the way bushido never intended. 🩸
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🔬 Google just built a “quantum microscope” — and it works
Quantum computers finally did something real: Google’s Willow chip can now map molecules with freakish precision. Think sonar blur vs reading the ship’s name on the wreck. 😳
Their new Quantum Echoes algorithm runs 13,000× faster than any supercomputer. It sends a signal into 105 qubits, flips it back, and listens to the echo — but quantum-style, where wave interference amplifies the data.
The results matched classic NMR scans — and even revealed extra atomic details. That means new insights for drug design, battery chemistry, and quantum materials.
Google basically turned noise into knowledge. Quantum just got practical. ⚡️
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