I'II buy you nice clothes if I get to take them off.

Why do sunglasses look better on top of your head than on your face?!

So annoying when your family knock
on the toilet door and ask what you're doing, I'm baking a cake hbu.

Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

My Grilfriend's talent is: When I'm angry, she can made me even more angrier.

Reasoning girl: Ignoring texts is only ok when i do it.

Lions don't lose sleep over the
opinions of sheep.

Every batman needs a batgirl.

Trauma comes back as a reaction, not a memory.

Born broke, Die rich.

When lazy kissing gets intense with that deep breath and hip pull.

I don't blow smoke, I blow clouds.

May all your "soons" turn into "finally" .

A girl who can cut her long hair can
kill a man too.

You're the reason God created the middle finger.

Finally taken! A paracetamol for the headache.

The longer you wait, Her wedding card you get.

Can we skip to the rich part?

I'm like Helium,
There is no bond with anyone even with me.

I wish I had a cute laugh like others but i sound like a donkey with asthma.