My Grilfriend's talent is: When I'm angry, she can made me even more angrier.

Reasoning girl: Ignoring texts is only ok when i do it.

Lions don't lose sleep over the
opinions of sheep.

Every batman needs a batgirl.

Trauma comes back as a reaction, not a memory.

Born broke, Die rich.

When lazy kissing gets intense with that deep breath and hip pull.

I don't blow smoke, I blow clouds.

May all your "soons" turn into "finally" .

A girl who can cut her long hair can
kill a man too.

You're the reason God created the middle finger.

Finally taken! A paracetamol for the headache.

The longer you wait, Her wedding card you get.

Can we skip to the rich part?

I'm like Helium,
There is no bond with anyone even with me.

I wish I had a cute laugh like others but i sound like a donkey with asthma.

What makes us human?
Selecting all images with traffic lights.

Lets play titanic.
You be the ocean and I'll go down on you.

They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in yourbody.
Wanna fight?

Everyone told Sam not to sing, but Samsung anyway.