“my lacy is the girl my bf was looking at in the mall yesterday” lacy is about female envy while still admiring and being in awe of someone. it has a heavy gay undertone not everything is about your ugly boyfriend

even the average arzeshi was weirded out 😭 bro got like 2 votes

really mastering the art of going to the public bathroom and not coming out covered in shit

IWTV EPISODE EIGHT I LITERALLY JUMPED

spoiler free

THERES STILL TIME THERES STILL TIME THERES STILL TIME THERES STILL TIME THERES STILL TIME THERES STILL TIME

overdosing on melatonin gummies

once i get my sleep under control and hit the gym and leave my job and marry a rich widow you’ll all get what you deserve

cleanfood is lowkey the best thing thats happened to me in these last few months

the pure unadulterated freedom one feels after leaving the exam paper empty and white

these old men r having a mid off

u might think its over but we actually haven’t even cracked the surface of how over everything can get

office jobs r either like getting ur boss a cup of tea every ten minutes or being assigned to steal a golden hen’s second egg laid in the night of summer equinox

whatever im killing myself

theres some poetic irony in a salatanati saying “im reza’s daughter” while assaulting a woman but then running away to israel after the police was like yeah thats illegal… like thats what reza did too awww

i need to be hunted down

RPF SUMMER

opening jobinja again

i need to stop shoplifting

i hate rich ppl so much its not even funny anymore like if you have a house on your own i hope you die