the pure unadulterated freedom one feels after leaving the exam paper empty and white

these old men r having a mid off

u might think its over but we actually haven’t even cracked the surface of how over everything can get

office jobs r either like getting ur boss a cup of tea every ten minutes or being assigned to steal a golden hen’s second egg laid in the night of summer equinox

whatever im killing myself

theres some poetic irony in a salatanati saying “im reza’s daughter” while assaulting a woman but then running away to israel after the police was like yeah thats illegal… like thats what reza did too awww

i need to be hunted down

RPF SUMMER

opening jobinja again

i need to stop shoplifting

i hate rich ppl so much its not even funny anymore like if you have a house on your own i hope you die

the world is so hard and terrifying for a girl who has nothing going on

men r like the least socially aware ppl on the planet. them and the kardashians

me and the dilf i told you to not worry about

now that elections over we can focus on whats really important and thats sleeping in and not going to work

i would do tons of cocaine with her and keep her alive forever

hating her is peak pick me behavior like grow uppppp

pros and cons list time

another day, another waste