you start to fuck a pineapple pizza

imagine hating pineapple on pizza

but WHAT IF someone hates pizza and not pineapple

like "ew wtf, why would you ruin pineapple with pizza"

You have never known true ambrosia until you've eaten grounded doritos mixed with grounded serranitas.

have you?

da fuck are serranitas

I have eaten grounded doritos + grounded serranitas.

AKA, God's meal.

Vanilla cookies with lemon filling.

and what's grounded

Bah, brain fart, i meant ground.

We live inya~ society.

so it'd be like smashed doritos + smashes lemon cookies?

Yes.

I tried it on a whim, but turned out to be pretty tasty.

and how do you eat it? with a spoon?

Dunno, depends on how smashed is it.
If it's almost a powder, a spoon should be necessary.