like "ew wtf, why would you ruin pineapple with pizza"

You have never known true ambrosia until you've eaten grounded doritos mixed with grounded serranitas.

have you?

da fuck are serranitas

I have eaten grounded doritos + grounded serranitas.

AKA, God's meal.

Vanilla cookies with lemon filling.

and what's grounded

Bah, brain fart, i meant ground.

We live inya~ society.

so it'd be like smashed doritos + smashes lemon cookies?

Yes.

I tried it on a whim, but turned out to be pretty tasty.

and how do you eat it? with a spoon?

Dunno, depends on how smashed is it.
If it's almost a powder, a spoon should be necessary.

I opened the doritos and serranitas.
Put the cookies inside the doritos bag.
Smash the bag a few times, shake it so it mixes.

I'd gladly drink 6L of coca cola if i could turn into adam sandler.
I'd be a shitty actor with shitty movies, but I'd have the moneys.

nigga it's not even healthy to drink 6lts of water without reason everyday