There's a skeleton inside of you.

Every time you swallow, your ears click.

Try to not notice every time you blink.

You just don't notice your jaw has weight and you are forcibly keeping it up

All your toes are lightly touching each other

You can feel your clothes

nigga estop

Now you have an itchy spot somewhere else in your body. Probably in a place it'd be awkward to scratch in public.

You're wearing animals' hair.

You know that feeling when something lightly brushes your neck? It might be a spider.

Also, what does your saliva taste like?

penis

You felt that itchy spot right?


What if that was also a spider?

hmm... spiders

There are microscopic mites that live on your eyelashes. They are there right now - crawling around.

Do other people hear you chew food?

are you all freaking out right now?

no

you're a freak, you don't count

i am not