You know that feeling when something lightly brushes your neck? It might be a spider.

Also, what does your saliva taste like?

penis

You felt that itchy spot right?


What if that was also a spider?

hmm... spiders

There are microscopic mites that live on your eyelashes. They are there right now - crawling around.

Do other people hear you chew food?

are you all freaking out right now?

no

you're a freak, you don't count

i am not

:(

you're mean

No, I'm chubby and lovely

thanks, i appreciate it

oh ok