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Joseph vs Lisa Lisa [F/FFFF]
Joseph was ready to start his training as soon as possible. The Pillar Men were a force that could not be allowed to wreak havoc on this world. However Lisa Lisa had some urgent business to attend to and had to postpone it. She shouldn't be gone for more than an hour or two. Hearing of this news, Jojo's throat and chest felt tight. The rings in those places of his body, specifically around his windpipe and heart, were constant reminders that the stakes were high. Joseph sighed, "Not much I can do about it. I guess I still don't feel at 100% after getting torn apart by Wamuu anyway. Maybe I should take advantage of this time and rest up a bit." Joseph began to close his eyes and drift off, but suddenly he heard the door knob jiggle. "WHO'S THERE?" He yelled. The door creaked open and in slipped Lisa Lisa. "Lisa Lisa?" Joseph questioned. "I thought you had some 'urgent business' to take care of." "Yes... Well. About that..." Lisa Lisa cooed while inching closer to Jojo. "You. Are my 'urgent business.'" She remarked. Joseph, confused asked, "Care to elaborate? Have you decided to go back on your word of training me?" "No. No. Jojo... Quite the opposite." She reassured. She stopped narry an inch from Jojo's face and said, "Joseph I have an inside job for you." Even more confused and a little bewildered at this point Joseph questioned, "A job huh? What kind?" "You. Inside. Me." Lisa Lisa firmly enlightened. Joseph, redder than 4 idiots literally cooking in the sun because they couldn't find the two rocks that look the fucking same, said while completely shook, "WHA-WHA. Y-YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX? FOR REAL?" Lisa Lisa literally fucking slams her bare foot into Jojo's mouth, pulled him closer and said, "Can you be any louder Joseph. Must the whole world know I'm about to rock yours tonight?" Joseph, currently choking on Lisa Lisa's marvelously sculpted foot, pulled it delicately out of his mouth and playfully said, "My apologies miss, how rude of me to insult your honor. I've been a baaaad boy. You should teach me a lesson~``''Oh I intend to..." She promised, an almost devilish smile creeps across her face before pulling Joseph's clothes off before he could even realize what had happened. Lisa Lisa pounced on Joseph, grabbing that meatstick of his while pulling off her top. She worked his jerky violently and leaned in for a lathered up kiss. They locked lips and Lisa Lisa drove her tongue deep into Jojo's mouth. They lie there intertwined in body, mind, and tongue for a small while. Lisa Lisa then pull away mouth nearly dripping with saliva. She worked her way down to Jojo's throbbing sweet potato with her mouth, leaving a trail of saliva as she went. Finally, she clasped her DSLs down on that potato and polished it like a Hamon powered dishwasher. Jojo's almost squealed in reaction to the deep cleaning he was getting. Up. Down. Up. Down. Faster than Jojo could keep track of... He couldn't take much more if it. Seconds later his potato glazed a cascade of white water into the air and Joseph let out a large wail of pleasure. "So. Was that to your liking then?" Cooed Lisa Lisa. Joseph trying to catch his breath puffed, "Yeah... Yeah that was pretty satisfactory..." Joseph sat up after he was finished wheezing through his clogged neck hole. He looked around. "Hey. Where's all the cum I blasted?" "It was delicious." She answered sharply. Joseph sat there and wondered how one woman could inhale the entirety of a high yield explosive load from his 12 inch monster mash mid flight faster than he could scratch the nuts that payload came from. Lisa Lisa was brushing her hair back into place when Joseph turned to her and asked, "Say. There's another lesson I'd like to go over again if you have time." "Oh? Which one would that be? Lisa Lisa playfully inquired. Joseph mischievously responded, "I'd like to learn all about those flawless carved feet of yours. What they feel like, what they smell like...
Joseph was ready to start his training as soon as possible. The Pillar Men were a force that could not be allowed to wreak havoc on this world. However Lisa Lisa had some urgent business to attend to and had to postpone it. She shouldn't be gone for more than an hour or two. Hearing of this news, Jojo's throat and chest felt tight. The rings in those places of his body, specifically around his windpipe and heart, were constant reminders that the stakes were high. Joseph sighed, "Not much I can do about it. I guess I still don't feel at 100% after getting torn apart by Wamuu anyway. Maybe I should take advantage of this time and rest up a bit." Joseph began to close his eyes and drift off, but suddenly he heard the door knob jiggle. "WHO'S THERE?" He yelled. The door creaked open and in slipped Lisa Lisa. "Lisa Lisa?" Joseph questioned. "I thought you had some 'urgent business' to take care of." "Yes... Well. About that..." Lisa Lisa cooed while inching closer to Jojo. "You. Are my 'urgent business.'" She remarked. Joseph, confused asked, "Care to elaborate? Have you decided to go back on your word of training me?" "No. No. Jojo... Quite the opposite." She reassured. She stopped narry an inch from Jojo's face and said, "Joseph I have an inside job for you." Even more confused and a little bewildered at this point Joseph questioned, "A job huh? What kind?" "You. Inside. Me." Lisa Lisa firmly enlightened. Joseph, redder than 4 idiots literally cooking in the sun because they couldn't find the two rocks that look the fucking same, said while completely shook, "WHA-WHA. Y-YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX? FOR REAL?" Lisa Lisa literally fucking slams her bare foot into Jojo's mouth, pulled him closer and said, "Can you be any louder Joseph. Must the whole world know I'm about to rock yours tonight?" Joseph, currently choking on Lisa Lisa's marvelously sculpted foot, pulled it delicately out of his mouth and playfully said, "My apologies miss, how rude of me to insult your honor. I've been a baaaad boy. You should teach me a lesson~``''Oh I intend to..." She promised, an almost devilish smile creeps across her face before pulling Joseph's clothes off before he could even realize what had happened. Lisa Lisa pounced on Joseph, grabbing that meatstick of his while pulling off her top. She worked his jerky violently and leaned in for a lathered up kiss. They locked lips and Lisa Lisa drove her tongue deep into Jojo's mouth. They lie there intertwined in body, mind, and tongue for a small while. Lisa Lisa then pull away mouth nearly dripping with saliva. She worked her way down to Jojo's throbbing sweet potato with her mouth, leaving a trail of saliva as she went. Finally, she clasped her DSLs down on that potato and polished it like a Hamon powered dishwasher. Jojo's almost squealed in reaction to the deep cleaning he was getting. Up. Down. Up. Down. Faster than Jojo could keep track of... He couldn't take much more if it. Seconds later his potato glazed a cascade of white water into the air and Joseph let out a large wail of pleasure. "So. Was that to your liking then?" Cooed Lisa Lisa. Joseph trying to catch his breath puffed, "Yeah... Yeah that was pretty satisfactory..." Joseph sat up after he was finished wheezing through his clogged neck hole. He looked around. "Hey. Where's all the cum I blasted?" "It was delicious." She answered sharply. Joseph sat there and wondered how one woman could inhale the entirety of a high yield explosive load from his 12 inch monster mash mid flight faster than he could scratch the nuts that payload came from. Lisa Lisa was brushing her hair back into place when Joseph turned to her and asked, "Say. There's another lesson I'd like to go over again if you have time." "Oh? Which one would that be? Lisa Lisa playfully inquired. Joseph mischievously responded, "I'd like to learn all about those flawless carved feet of yours. What they feel like, what they smell like...