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Joseph vs Lisa Lisa [F/FFFF]
Joseph was ready to start his training as soon as possible. The Pillar Men were a force that could not be allowed to wreak havoc on this world. However Lisa Lisa had some urgent business to attend to and had to postpone it. She shouldn't be gone for more than an hour or two. Hearing of this news, Jojo's throat and chest felt tight. The rings in those places of his body, specifically around his windpipe and heart, were constant reminders that the stakes were high. Joseph sighed, "Not much I can do about it. I guess I still don't feel at 100% after getting torn apart by Wamuu anyway. Maybe I should take advantage of this time and rest up a bit." Joseph began to close his eyes and drift off, but suddenly he heard the door knob jiggle. "WHO'S THERE?" He yelled. The door creaked open and in slipped Lisa Lisa. "Lisa Lisa?" Joseph questioned. "I thought you had some 'urgent business' to take care of." "Yes... Well. About that..." Lisa Lisa cooed while inching closer to Jojo. "You. Are my 'urgent business.'" She remarked. Joseph, confused asked, "Care to elaborate? Have you decided to go back on your word of training me?" "No. No. Jojo... Quite the opposite." She reassured. She stopped narry an inch from Jojo's face and said, "Joseph I have an inside job for you." Even more confused and a little bewildered at this point Joseph questioned, "A job huh? What kind?" "You. Inside. Me." Lisa Lisa firmly enlightened. Joseph, redder than 4 idiots literally cooking in the sun because they couldn't find the two rocks that look the fucking same, said while completely shook, "WHA-WHA. Y-YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX? FOR REAL?" Lisa Lisa literally fucking slams her bare foot into Jojo's mouth, pulled him closer and said, "Can you be any louder Joseph. Must the whole world know I'm about to rock yours tonight?" Joseph, currently choking on Lisa Lisa's marvelously sculpted foot, pulled it delicately out of his mouth and playfully said, "My apologies miss, how rude of me to insult your honor. I've been a baaaad boy. You should teach me a lesson~``''Oh I intend to..." She promised, an almost devilish smile creeps across her face before pulling Joseph's clothes off before he could even realize what had happened. Lisa Lisa pounced on Joseph, grabbing that meatstick of his while pulling off her top. She worked his jerky violently and leaned in for a lathered up kiss. They locked lips and Lisa Lisa drove her tongue deep into Jojo's mouth. They lie there intertwined in body, mind, and tongue for a small while. Lisa Lisa then pull away mouth nearly dripping with saliva. She worked her way down to Jojo's throbbing sweet potato with her mouth, leaving a trail of saliva as she went. Finally, she clasped her DSLs down on that potato and polished it like a Hamon powered dishwasher. Jojo's almost squealed in reaction to the deep cleaning he was getting. Up. Down. Up. Down. Faster than Jojo could keep track of... He couldn't take much more if it. Seconds later his potato glazed a cascade of white water into the air and Joseph let out a large wail of pleasure. "So. Was that to your liking then?" Cooed Lisa Lisa. Joseph trying to catch his breath puffed, "Yeah... Yeah that was pretty satisfactory..." Joseph sat up after he was finished wheezing through his clogged neck hole. He looked around. "Hey. Where's all the cum I blasted?" "It was delicious." She answered sharply. Joseph sat there and wondered how one woman could inhale the entirety of a high yield explosive load from his 12 inch monster mash mid flight faster than he could scratch the nuts that payload came from. Lisa Lisa was brushing her hair back into place when Joseph turned to her and asked, "Say. There's another lesson I'd like to go over again if you have time." "Oh? Which one would that be? Lisa Lisa playfully inquired. Joseph mischievously responded, "I'd like to learn all about those flawless carved feet of yours. What they feel like, what they smell like...
Joseph was ready to start his training as soon as possible. The Pillar Men were a force that could not be allowed to wreak havoc on this world. However Lisa Lisa had some urgent business to attend to and had to postpone it. She shouldn't be gone for more than an hour or two. Hearing of this news, Jojo's throat and chest felt tight. The rings in those places of his body, specifically around his windpipe and heart, were constant reminders that the stakes were high. Joseph sighed, "Not much I can do about it. I guess I still don't feel at 100% after getting torn apart by Wamuu anyway. Maybe I should take advantage of this time and rest up a bit." Joseph began to close his eyes and drift off, but suddenly he heard the door knob jiggle. "WHO'S THERE?" He yelled. The door creaked open and in slipped Lisa Lisa. "Lisa Lisa?" Joseph questioned. "I thought you had some 'urgent business' to take care of." "Yes... Well. About that..." Lisa Lisa cooed while inching closer to Jojo. "You. Are my 'urgent business.'" She remarked. Joseph, confused asked, "Care to elaborate? Have you decided to go back on your word of training me?" "No. No. Jojo... Quite the opposite." She reassured. She stopped narry an inch from Jojo's face and said, "Joseph I have an inside job for you." Even more confused and a little bewildered at this point Joseph questioned, "A job huh? What kind?" "You. Inside. Me." Lisa Lisa firmly enlightened. Joseph, redder than 4 idiots literally cooking in the sun because they couldn't find the two rocks that look the fucking same, said while completely shook, "WHA-WHA. Y-YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX? FOR REAL?" Lisa Lisa literally fucking slams her bare foot into Jojo's mouth, pulled him closer and said, "Can you be any louder Joseph. Must the whole world know I'm about to rock yours tonight?" Joseph, currently choking on Lisa Lisa's marvelously sculpted foot, pulled it delicately out of his mouth and playfully said, "My apologies miss, how rude of me to insult your honor. I've been a baaaad boy. You should teach me a lesson~``''Oh I intend to..." She promised, an almost devilish smile creeps across her face before pulling Joseph's clothes off before he could even realize what had happened. Lisa Lisa pounced on Joseph, grabbing that meatstick of his while pulling off her top. She worked his jerky violently and leaned in for a lathered up kiss. They locked lips and Lisa Lisa drove her tongue deep into Jojo's mouth. They lie there intertwined in body, mind, and tongue for a small while. Lisa Lisa then pull away mouth nearly dripping with saliva. She worked her way down to Jojo's throbbing sweet potato with her mouth, leaving a trail of saliva as she went. Finally, she clasped her DSLs down on that potato and polished it like a Hamon powered dishwasher. Jojo's almost squealed in reaction to the deep cleaning he was getting. Up. Down. Up. Down. Faster than Jojo could keep track of... He couldn't take much more if it. Seconds later his potato glazed a cascade of white water into the air and Joseph let out a large wail of pleasure. "So. Was that to your liking then?" Cooed Lisa Lisa. Joseph trying to catch his breath puffed, "Yeah... Yeah that was pretty satisfactory..." Joseph sat up after he was finished wheezing through his clogged neck hole. He looked around. "Hey. Where's all the cum I blasted?" "It was delicious." She answered sharply. Joseph sat there and wondered how one woman could inhale the entirety of a high yield explosive load from his 12 inch monster mash mid flight faster than he could scratch the nuts that payload came from. Lisa Lisa was brushing her hair back into place when Joseph turned to her and asked, "Say. There's another lesson I'd like to go over again if you have time." "Oh? Which one would that be? Lisa Lisa playfully inquired. Joseph mischievously responded, "I'd like to learn all about those flawless carved feet of yours. What they feel like, what they smell like...
What they taste like." She smirked and brought a foot slowly up to Jojo's face and pushed him backwards onto the bed. She crawled on top of him and sat her now exposed butt on his balls, massaging his face with her delicate toes. "Mmm. Yes, you're so gorgeous Lisa Lisa. You and your pretty piggies here. Let me take a closer inspection..." Joseph grabbed her foot and gazed upon it with in insatiable hunger. He ran his hands up and down it. He dragged his face over it and inhaled deeply. Then he licked her foot from sole to toe and then sucked on her toes like lolis. This surprised Lisa Lisa and she feel backwards. Joseph caught her and pulled her back as hard as he could. She landed on his candy cane roughly and let out a her audible fart. "Oh well that's embarrassing. I'm sorry. Thanks for catching me." Lisa Lisa flusteredly spoke. "Oh. Not a problem... In fact. You got any left in you?" Lisa Lisa, taking a couple seconds before she realized what he was hoping for smiled and said, "I think I have some left in the tank." She quickly spun around and grabbed Jojo's face. She pulled it forcefully and swiftly into her glutes and even swifter with twice the force let out a thunderous jetstream of flatulence at point blank range into Jojo's mouth. She dropped him on the bed and he lay there as if he were a corpse. Joseph then let out a moan of pleasure. "Oh... WoW. That was fantastic... I can still smell it strongly. I can TASTE it strongly. Never before have I been graced by a divine whirlwind of enchanting arousal such as that..." He inhaled deeply and smacked his lips savoring the scent and taste of that flatulent fury one last time. Lisa Lisa looked closely at the bed. "Joseph! Did you cum again?" She asked. "Yeah. I guess I did. The divine wind storm was too much for me my queen." Joseph pulled himself out of the Nickelodeon slime and sat next to Lisa Lisa. "So. Jojo... I have something important to tell you..." "What's that my fartaceous fairy of everlasting beauty and grace?" "I'm... Your mother..." Joseph stopped. Utterly shocked at the words that escaped her divine pillowy lips. He sat there silent for a short while. Then he looked up and said, "This is the best day of my life. I found out that my mother was still alive and it turns out I love her more than I ever dreamed I would. I think that just makes me want you more... So give me that cutie little patootie and hit me again!"