nothing quite like a biologic menace that forces evacuation of half of the building while in class, with your name literally written in it, to bright up your day, i guess

if anyone here remembers this, that would be a good introduction

if not: last year, for class, we were supposed to make homemade rooting hormone, esentially a thing with wich you water your plants to help them develop roots. not much more. the process, in this case, was "get some lentils to grow roots, then put them on a blender". so, esentially, lentils juice. i took it to class in a bottle of coke, with my name written in it, and found that noone else had done it and the teacher was like "we'll have to use only this then". about two liters, i dont know how much i am supposed to use so i dont really know if that is much or not, but whatever

that was last (academic) year, in wich two teachers tried their best to be teachers, and the rest of the day we were unpaid workers for bullshit. this (academic) year we only have one dedicated teacher. the rest of the day, bullshit.

so there were we, the whole class, dedicated to clean the teachers recreative place, and we are told to clean the fridge and discover why it doesnt work. sure why not. we are supposed to be learning how to sell flowers, but whatever. cleaning and fixing fridges time.

surprise surprise it was mostly beer, some wine, and a plate of very very moldy food, mainly

in the top right corner, with a red cap, you can see my bottle

when i noticed what it was, and that it was mine, and from that much time ago, i started to laugh loudly, but it wasnt excessive yet

i saw someone going to put it inside the trash, but someone else, i dont even know who, had the very brightest idea. "wait, dont trash it full, lets empty it before" while taking it to the sink. and he opened the bottle. it did the "fffssssss" of gaseous drinks when you open the cap a little. then the liquid came out. pressurized. "ah gross!", the bright dude said, as he dropped the bottle. the bottle, seeing itself free of hands, decided to open just a little bit more. the air in the room was already nauseating and there were a puking gag or two, without actual puking tho. such fast the thing developed. but then the liquid got propelled two meters away from the bottle, impregnating everything that had the disgrace of being close to it, and everyone lost it. noone actually puked but everyone made sure to state how close they were to doing so. near classrooms started to feel it and everyone there also ran away without regards for the teachers. noone wanted to be under the effect area of that thing. i couldnt help but laugh, im not even sure of the specific reason, but i just found the whole thing too funny, and well, thats how my day went i guess

was i behind the biological attack?
yes, in a way
was it intentional?
no but lol

im surprised nobody jumped to the fire alarm for evacuation or something, with the chaos that everything was

there is a chemical stuff laboratory on the same building and very close to zone zero so they probably should have done it in case of doubt, but eh

class got dismissed and everyone was sent to their homes about an hour early today. no reason was given for it. i can imagine tho

the other half of the day i was made to sweep the dead leaves that fall from the trees in front of one of the other buildings, because learning i guess, but im not gonna complain today because the more distance between me and that fridge the better, so i dont know how the other classes did it, if they returned to class later or if everyone finished their lessons on the outside or what

noodles > nudes