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migrated to https://news.1rj.ru/str/Control_V_Loophole except the quality dropped so much
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when i noticed what it was, and that it was mine, and from that much time ago, i started to laugh loudly, but it wasnt excessive yet

i saw someone going to put it inside the trash, but someone else, i dont even know who, had the very brightest idea. "wait, dont trash it full, lets empty it before" while taking it to the sink. and he opened the bottle. it did the "fffssssss" of gaseous drinks when you open the cap a little. then the liquid came out. pressurized. "ah gross!", the bright dude said, as he dropped the bottle. the bottle, seeing itself free of hands, decided to open just a little bit more. the air in the room was already nauseating and there were a puking gag or two, without actual puking tho. such fast the thing developed. but then the liquid got propelled two meters away from the bottle, impregnating everything that had the disgrace of being close to it, and everyone lost it. noone actually puked but everyone made sure to state how close they were to doing so. near classrooms started to feel it and everyone there also ran away without regards for the teachers. noone wanted to be under the effect area of that thing. i couldnt help but laugh, im not even sure of the specific reason, but i just found the whole thing too funny, and well, thats how my day went i guess
was i behind the biological attack?
yes, in a way
was it intentional?
no but lol
im surprised nobody jumped to the fire alarm for evacuation or something, with the chaos that everything was

there is a chemical stuff laboratory on the same building and very close to zone zero so they probably should have done it in case of doubt, but eh
class got dismissed and everyone was sent to their homes about an hour early today. no reason was given for it. i can imagine tho
the other half of the day i was made to sweep the dead leaves that fall from the trees in front of one of the other buildings, because learning i guess, but im not gonna complain today because the more distance between me and that fridge the better, so i dont know how the other classes did it, if they returned to class later or if everyone finished their lessons on the outside or what
noodles > nudes
i searched "i cant do math im gay" on the internet for a very specific image and i havent found it but im finding so much weird shit instead and im gonna post some