i am recurring to emergency meme stash to post from phone

gotta post something so ppl dont worry or something

gf be like: "you are a food criminal!"
also gf be like: *makes a fruit salad out of apple, banana, and onion, and says that strawberries dont belong in there*

edit: her reply to this message: "you forgot that i also added orange juice"

randm flashback reminder of things

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

what is wrong with you all. i always knew timezones were a fucj, but this is unreal

i deep fried your apple