gotta post something so ppl dont worry or something

gf be like: "you are a food criminal!"
also gf be like: *makes a fruit salad out of apple, banana, and onion, and says that strawberries dont belong in there*

edit: her reply to this message: "you forgot that i also added orange juice"

randm flashback reminder of things

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

what is wrong with you all. i always knew timezones were a fucj, but this is unreal

i deep fried your apple

last bunch of days i have been made aware that i suffer from a "spicy banana" thingie: apparently, ppl measure hiccups in times-per-year, and not in times-per-day, and im a walking serious case of permanent hiccups or something

poll incoming i guess, because i can