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migrated to https://news.1rj.ru/str/Control_V_Loophole except the quality dropped so much
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me: "i must be almost at the end of the game" the game: "level up" me again: "wait what i did not knew you had levels in this game :d"
i am completely unsure if i am close to the end or not. that may have been a "now you are completely overpowered because history", or it could be just midgame or idk

anyway this thing is not easy lol. im bad at plataformers but this is other level, reminds me somehow of VVVVVV
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there are a few quick moving things hidden in this picture, and of course everything red kills, except the red-ish surfaces that when you touch them and stop touching them for the first time become normal, killing, red surfaces. example on the bottom right
less disturbing that the "this whole level is just eyes that blink but never stop looking at you" at least
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there are a few quick moving things hidden in this picture, and of course everything red kills, except the red-ish surfaces that when you touch them and stop touching them for the first time become normal, killing, red surfaces. example on the bottom right
oh nice now they are moving faster and in circles
im really bad at plataforming, and i just cant time my movements with stuff like that, so i end up repeating too many times the "skill" part and hoping for the best over and over again as i launch myself without a plan for the "timing" parts
This has been a PSA - respect your cats.
reminder that pets are not toys and are not your plushie to just hug when you want to and forget about the rest of the time
last night i was talking with someone about the size of the heart, literally and metaforically
now cooking, i was just like "you measure garlic with the heart" as i was pouring what i would call an adequate amount

someone finish this thought for me, it should probably go somewhat like "historically the good ppl has been said to have a big heart, so if you are good ppl your heart will grow and you will be able to put even more garlic in your meals"
Forwarded from thegreenabyss (MND)
Nicolas Party, Grotto
Forwarded from Midget memes, broken dreams (walking corpse)
why murica's chocolate tastes so "weird" (bad)

long story short, the company "hershey" started making chocolate with spoiled milk. it had an 11% of cocoa and it was the first mass produced chocolate bar around there, and it ended up being very popular, mostly because it was way cheaper than the competency. generally speaking, if you give some strong flavour to a child, they will grow to tolerate it.

so, that is how the murica population grow used to the flavour of spoiled milk. literally, the flavour of vomit. and they grew to associate the flavour of vomit with chocolate

so anyway, when using spoiled milk to mass produce chocolate was not legally doable anymore, what to do now?
they started adding butyric acid, a thing that is also found in places like human vomit, to mantain the caracteristic """chocolate""" flavour everyone knew already, the flavour that everyone around there equated already with "chocolate flavour"



so anyway, thats the reason i still sit at the childs table. boring adults/boomers dont find this stuff as interesting. i fill their kids with the info and then i go to my house and they will have to deal with their own kids saying "vomit chocolate" all day or whatever

wikipedia links
ctrl f + vomit
ctrl f + butyric acid