Forwarded from Mark is done with your shit
This has been a PSA - respect your cats.
reminder that pets are not toys and are not your plushie to just hug when you want to and forget about the rest of the time
last night i was talking with someone about the size of the heart, literally and metaforically
now cooking, i was just like "you measure garlic with the heart" as i was pouring what i would call an adequate amount
someone finish this thought for me, it should probably go somewhat like "historically the good ppl has been said to have a big heart, so if you are good ppl your heart will grow and you will be able to put even more garlic in your meals"
now cooking, i was just like "you measure garlic with the heart" as i was pouring what i would call an adequate amount
someone finish this thought for me, it should probably go somewhat like "historically the good ppl has been said to have a big heart, so if you are good ppl your heart will grow and you will be able to put even more garlic in your meals"
why murica's chocolate tastes so "weird" (bad)
long story short, the company "hershey" started making chocolate with spoiled milk. it had an 11% of cocoa and it was the first mass produced chocolate bar around there, and it ended up being very popular, mostly because it was way cheaper than the competency. generally speaking, if you give some strong flavour to a child, they will grow to tolerate it.
so, that is how the murica population grow used to the flavour of spoiled milk. literally, the flavour of vomit. and they grew to associate the flavour of vomit with chocolate
so anyway, when using spoiled milk to mass produce chocolate was not legally doable anymore, what to do now?
they started adding butyric acid, a thing that is also found in places like human vomit, to mantain the caracteristic """chocolate""" flavour everyone knew already, the flavour that everyone around there equated already with "chocolate flavour"
so anyway, thats the reason i still sit at the childs table. boring adults/boomers dont find this stuff as interesting. i fill their kids with the info and then i go to my house and they will have to deal with their own kids saying "vomit chocolate" all day or whatever
wikipedia links
ctrl f + vomit
ctrl f + butyric acid
long story short, the company "hershey" started making chocolate with spoiled milk. it had an 11% of cocoa and it was the first mass produced chocolate bar around there, and it ended up being very popular, mostly because it was way cheaper than the competency. generally speaking, if you give some strong flavour to a child, they will grow to tolerate it.
so, that is how the murica population grow used to the flavour of spoiled milk. literally, the flavour of vomit. and they grew to associate the flavour of vomit with chocolate
so anyway, when using spoiled milk to mass produce chocolate was not legally doable anymore, what to do now?
they started adding butyric acid, a thing that is also found in places like human vomit, to mantain the caracteristic """chocolate""" flavour everyone knew already, the flavour that everyone around there equated already with "chocolate flavour"
so anyway, thats the reason i still sit at the childs table. boring adults/boomers dont find this stuff as interesting. i fill their kids with the info and then i go to my house and they will have to deal with their own kids saying "vomit chocolate" all day or whatever
wikipedia links
ctrl f + vomit
ctrl f + butyric acid
mierda randm
why murica's chocolate tastes so "weird" (bad) long story short, the company "hershey" started making chocolate with spoiled milk. it had an 11% of cocoa and it was the first mass produced chocolate bar around there, and it ended up being very popular, mostly…
i just lost a sub right after this lmao
mierda randm
why murica's chocolate tastes so "weird" (bad) long story short, the company "hershey" started making chocolate with spoiled milk. it had an 11% of cocoa and it was the first mass produced chocolate bar around there, and it ended up being very popular, mostly…
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