🚨🚨BREAKING: ChatGPT Founder Sam Altman Says He’s Excited About Bitcoin, Calling The Idea Of Government-Free Global Currency a Logical Step Forward.

EXCITED ABOUT BITCOIN 👀🧡

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🚨🚨BREAKING: Bitcoin Held Number One Rank While 40% Of Top 10 Crypto Coins Either Vanished Or Got Replaced By New Ones Since 2017.

LONG LIVE BITCOIN THE KING 👑🧡

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Trump Media Group Buys 451 Bitcoin For $40.3M Now Holding Total 11,542 BTC Worth $1.04B USD.

TRUMP MEDIA IS BULLISH 🧡🙌

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Billionaire F2Pool Co-Founder Wang Chun Calls Quantum Computing A Bubble That Will Not Break Bitcoin Anytime Soon.

QUANTUM COMPUTING BUBBLE, BTC SAFE 🧼🤯

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Arizona Senator Wendy Rogers Proposes Exempting Bitcoin And Crypto From State Taxation.

THIS IS THE WAY TO GO! WENDY 🧡🙌

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🚨🚨BREAKING: Bitcoin Faces Largest Ever $23.6 Billion Options Expiry This Friday Sets Up Massive Event.

SELLING STILL WINS THEM BITCOIN 🤯👍

Year-End Expiry Over The Years:

2021: ~$6B
2022: ~$2.4B
2023: ~$11B
2024: ~$19.8B
2025: ~$23.6B

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 US President Donald Trump’s Net Worth Climbs To $6.9B With $1.17B In New Crypto Holdings And $1.06B In Real Estate.

CRYPTO BOOSTING TRUMP PORTFOLIO 🙌✅

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇦🇺🇬🇧 🌐 G20 Nations Will Establish Strategic Bitcoin Reserves Soon Coinbase CEO Says Live On Fox Interview.

G20 NATIONS ARE COMING FOR BITCOIN 👀🤯

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🚨🚨BREAKING: Pantera Capital CEO Says "Bitcoin Price Will Squeeze Up Like A Watermelon" As Countries Race To Buy.

THERE'S NOT ENOUGH COINS HE SAYS 🤯

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🌍 Bitcoin Gold Mcap Ratio Falls To 1:18 As Bitcoin Remains Early At $1.77 Trillion Versus $31.3 Trillion Gold Market Cap in 2025.

BITCOIN IS STILL EARLY GOLD 👀🏃💯

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🎄 Merry Christmas, everyone! We hope your days are filled with joy, comfort, and time with the people who matter most.

For anyone struggling or having a tough time, we’re thinking of you and sending love. You’re not alone. ❤️

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Pennsylvania Senator Dave McCormick Discloses New Bitcoin ETF Purchases as Total for 2025 Approaches $1M While Overseeing US Digital Assets Policy.

HE MIGHT KNOW SOMETHING OTHERS DON'T KNOW 😳🤯

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇲 Big Short Investor Michael Burry Says Bitcoin Is Worthless Calls $100,000 Price Ridiculous And Reveals Big Short Against Nvidia.

DISBELIEF HAS NEVER STOPPED INNOVATION! 👀😳

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇨🇭🇺🇸 Bank Of International Settlements Calls Bitcoin Potential Hedge Against Currency Weakness Globally.

HEDGE STATUS ISN’T A MEME ANYMORE 👀🤯

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🚨🚨 BREAKING: 🇨🇦 🇩🇪 Canada And Germany Selling of Gold And Bitcoin Too Early Created Two Of The Most Embarrassing Financial Decisions In History.

TOP COSTLY FINANCIAL MISTAKES 👀😅

In 1965 Canada sold ~1,023 tonnes of gold for $1.15B (worth ~$149B today)

In 2024 Germany sold ~50,000 BTC for 2.2B (today worth $4.4B+)

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🚨🚨 BREAKING: 🇹🇭 Thailand To Accept Bitcoin From Tourists Via DigiPay, Converting Crypto To Baht For Spending To Boost Tourism.

SPENDING BTC ON HOLIDAY JUST GOT REAL 🤯🧡

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 $64B Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong Says Bitcoin Helps Strengthen USD By Creating Market Discipline Against Inflation And Excessive Deficit Spending

BITCOIN CHECKS THE MONEY PRINTER AND SPENDING 🖨️🤯🧡

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🚨🚨BIG BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Trump Media Announces DJT Crypto Token Distribution To Companies Shareholders Issuing One Token Per Share.

WALL STREET GETTING A NEW TOKEN 👀🤯

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 $7 Trillion Charles Schwab Says “We Have A Plan To Launch Spot Bitcoin And Crypto” In 2026, Saw 400% Traffic Increase On Its Crypto Site Last Year.

BITCOIN IS ONBOARDING WALL STREET 👀🤯

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