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Crypto bros should realize that Trump doesn't give a single f about altcoins wicking down -75% and liquidating people

He doesn't know it, doesn't care, and rightfully so

Stocks are almost unfazed, BTC is back to prices from 12 weeks ago

A bunch of crypto degens got destroyed, but you have to realize that in the "real world", nothing really happened

$BTC could very well go back to $120k this week
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Crazy how 4 of the last 5 all time highs on $BTC were screaming sell signals

It used to be the exact opposite

Now, whenever BTC makes a new ATH, based only on that statistical evidence, you could think 'sell in the next hour, you fool'
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Hilarious chart

$H

Another coin with a very inorganic PA, not touching it
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Hilarious chart $H Another coin with a very inorganic PA, not touching it
If you want to avoid being on the wrong side of these scams, one simple rule is to avoid shorting new coins that are not listed on HyperLiquid.

It sounds stupid but if you write down the list of the most egregious scams, they were not on HL (M, MYX, AIA, COAI). Same for SOON or H here.

Binance and Bybit are listing soooo many coins on perps, and the most crime-prone teams try to get their coin listed on perps there while having a main spot venue on a much shittier exchange (Bitget).

The downside of being short one of these coins is so high that outright avoiding them is probably the best idea.
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One coin stands out

It's getting shilled in the Silicon Valley again

And it has a clear catalyst
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I will never cease to be amazed by the crypto market's ability to create this kind of chart
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vibes while the stock market is retracing the entire dump
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Returns of $BTC and gold have been nearly identical since BTC ETFs launched in Jan 2024.

BTC : +122%
Gold : +116%

But with gold, your largest drawdown would only be -11%, compared to -33% for BTC.
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A first step for bulls would be to stop letting bears get away with that
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Many coins that were hot in early 2024 have been absolute permanent under-performers since then:

$FET $ARKM $ORDI $RON $RNDR $INJ $TIA $AR $BEAM

Which coins are now the new perma-shorts?

https://x.com/thedefivillain/status/1979281813030998194
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We've really been trading a chart for demented people for the past 6 months

It's the first time in BTC history that every new ATH gets cucked so hard

In a market where most people want to trade breakouts and momentum
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The new structure of $MSTR since they switched from convertible bonds to preferred shares is extremely elegant

Pristine collateral with a pristine corporate structure

They don't get credit for it yet but it will come
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Q4 23 was pretty crazy in terms of PA

$AVAX went from $9 to $50 in two months after spending 2 years in the euthanasia rollercoaster

Look at how brutal the reversal is, from the dire endless bleed to suddenly nothing but green candles
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One thing to always check when you are shorting a coin is whether it's already listed on Upbit or not

The Upbit listings can be extremely dangerous if you are short

On the other side, an Upbit listing that leads to an enormous pump usually marks a top which makes it a good short from there

$MOCA
$DEEP
$DRIFT
$HYPER

(Apparently there are going to be new rules for Upbit listings soon, let's see if this phenomenon will stop existing or not)
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Basically all bottoms on BTC are NOT put in by Saylor

That's great and healthy for the market
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