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Hey guys lets have fun tonight with "Yo mama" jokes lemme start

Yo mama is so fat, she fell in love, and broke it.

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Yomama was so freaking broke she wore her wig backwards and started drinking

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Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money. 

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Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!

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Yo mama’s so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

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Yo mama’s so fat, her car has stretch marks.

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Yo mama’s so fat, she can’t even jump to a conclusion.

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Yo mama’s so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

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Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry

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Yo mama so big, her belt size is “equator.”



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Yo mama so fat when she jumped into the pool scientists found water on the moon.

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Yomama is so fat that Thanos had to snap twice.

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Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

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Yo mama so fat when she came to the cinema she was sitting next to everyone.

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Yo mama’s so short, you can see her feet on her ID.

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.


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Yo mama so ugly the government changed her birthday to the Halloween

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Yo mama so old that her birth certificate says expired.

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Yo mama so old her breast milk is powdered

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