Yo mama’s so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

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Yo mama’s so fat, her car has stretch marks.

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Yo mama’s so fat, she can’t even jump to a conclusion.

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Yo mama’s so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

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Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry

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Yo mama so big, her belt size is “equator.”



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Yo mama so fat when she jumped into the pool scientists found water on the moon.

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Yomama is so fat that Thanos had to snap twice.

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Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

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Yo mama so fat when she came to the cinema she was sitting next to everyone.

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Yo mama’s so short, you can see her feet on her ID.

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.


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Yo mama so ugly the government changed her birthday to the Halloween

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Yo mama so old that her birth certificate says expired.

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Yo mama so old her breast milk is powdered

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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed she don't get high

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Yo mama so fat when she died the angel refused to take her

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Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to her bed room to see how long she slept

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Yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention.

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Yo mama’s so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting “Wait, you forgot the remote!”

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