Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cow says.

Cow says who?

No, a cow says mooooo!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?


You are welcome.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ya.

Ya who?

Yahoo! I’m just as psyched to see you!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

To.

To who?

It’s to whom.

You can’t force nobody to see that you’re a blessing , you just gotta let them miss out.

Add my new sticker pack.😊

...in every farewell; a hidden hope always comes.

Paulo Coelho.

I'd rather be hard to love ,
Than easy to leave

do what you want to so, let them see what they want to see.

"How do you get so many girls into bed with you?"
"Easy, I just do what Arnold Schwarzenegger does."
"What, work out all day and look like a Greek God?"
"No, I pull out a shotgun and say 'Come with me if you want to live.'

My friend texted me yesterday telling to meet him at half six.
Well I turned up at three and he was three and a half hours late.

I have a phobia of abbreviations. Laugh out Loud.

With out you 60 minutes feels like an hour.

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness become.

Smiling is more attractive than wearing makeup.

I hope death is a woman

That way it will never come for me.

There is a big difference between loving the person and loving the moments that you spent with that person.

I don’t have the energy to pretend like I like you.

"Never retreat. Never explain. Get it done and let them howl." - Benjamin Jowett