Whoever thought of making Swim Suits convinced the whole world that it’s ok to wear your undergarments outside as long as there is water.
A teacher asks the class “What’s 119 + 1?”
One student answers “5!”
The teacher then says to the student “correct”
One student answers “5!”
The teacher then says to the student “correct”
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“What an ass” can be used as an insult and as a compliment at the same time.
Twinkle twinkle little WHORE close your leg they are not a door.
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A kiss can remove anger
But if its too much it can remove clothes.
But if its too much it can remove clothes.
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➦ Ignoring your partner needs and expecting a happy relationship, is like ignoring your plants need water and still expecting a beautiful garden.
Her: its a guys duty to pay the bill at the restaurant, that's why it's called MEN'U
Me: it's the responsibility of both parities that's why its called Me'N'U
Me: it's the responsibility of both parities that's why its called Me'N'U
Trump is nothing like Hitler
There’s no way he could write a book.
There’s no way he could write a book.
Forwarded from Deep Thoughts (Born Fighter🎯)
Going to the Mars is easier than staying friends with some one you have feelings for
My oh my you're so good looking
but who are you when am not looking?
but who are you when am not looking?