I would rather
have a body full of scars
and a head full of memories
than a life
of regrets
and perfect skin.
have a body full of scars
and a head full of memories
than a life
of regrets
and perfect skin.
Whoever thought of making Swim Suits convinced the whole world that it’s ok to wear your undergarments outside as long as there is water.
A teacher asks the class “What’s 119 + 1?”
One student answers “5!”
The teacher then says to the student “correct”
One student answers “5!”
The teacher then says to the student “correct”
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“What an ass” can be used as an insult and as a compliment at the same time.
Twinkle twinkle little WHORE close your leg they are not a door.
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A kiss can remove anger
But if its too much it can remove clothes.
But if its too much it can remove clothes.
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➦ Ignoring your partner needs and expecting a happy relationship, is like ignoring your plants need water and still expecting a beautiful garden.
Her: its a guys duty to pay the bill at the restaurant, that's why it's called MEN'U
Me: it's the responsibility of both parities that's why its called Me'N'U
Me: it's the responsibility of both parities that's why its called Me'N'U
Trump is nothing like Hitler
There’s no way he could write a book.
There’s no way he could write a book.