Whatever it costs, don't let your dreams to go away. Ever.

My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of understanding.

If it wasn't already used for photography, "Selfie" would also make a great term for masturbation.

I sometimes wish we never crossed path.

If a guy who hates reading books is reading your favorite book, marry him

2 reasons I don't give money to homeless people:

1. They would spend it on alcohol.

2. I want to spend it on alcohol.
🙄

Make you enemies fall in love with you.

Sometimes I'm single
sometimes I'm engaged,
sometimes I'm married, it depends on who you are.

Know your Worth,then
Add tax

Real men don't wear PINK, they eat it.

Do Your Parents Know That You Get Angry When Your Boyfriend Cums In 2 Minutes ?

Make your girl laugh Or I Will

Dedicated to ruthi

After Monday and Tuesday,even the calendar says W T F...😉

A great future doesn't require a great past.

We can make everything better by just talking.

If you get a tattoo of እንጀራ will it be ድርቆሽ when you get old?

The difference between a bitch and a girl is, a bitch won’t get offended reading this