My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of understanding.
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If it wasn't already used for photography, "Selfie" would also make a great term for masturbation.
If a guy who hates reading books is reading your favorite book, marry him
2 reasons I don't give money to homeless people:
1. They would spend it on alcohol.
2. I want to spend it on alcohol.
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1. They would spend it on alcohol.
2. I want to spend it on alcohol.
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Sometimes I'm single
sometimes I'm engaged,
sometimes I'm married, it depends on who you are.
sometimes I'm engaged,
sometimes I'm married, it depends on who you are.
Do Your Parents Know That You Get Angry When Your Boyfriend Cums In 2 Minutes ?