Wet towels clean up dry messes easily and dry towels clean up wet messes easily.

If I buy cigarettes am I paying to speed up my death?

Do I have time for the bullshit?

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'Queue' is just Q followed by four silent letters.
Or maybe they're just waiting in line...

Dogs hear us talk all day but as soon they start barking we tell them to shut up

Sleep is a free trial of dying

Being smart but not good at testing is the same as being cute but not photogenic.

If someone in your dream beats you in a argument, then you won the argument

I crave a love so deep,
the ocean would be jealous.

I have no time for your passive aggressive side note bullshit. Stop acting like you know anything about me.

If their absence brings you peace, you didn't lose them.

"I know the world will not recognize my efforts" he said to himself, proud of being misunderstood.

Eventually you will have more yesterdays than tomorrows.

I’ll literally cancel plans just to stay at home and do absolutely nothing.

I’m “babe can you check who messaged me.”

Loyal

Whatever is written on the forehead is always seen.

I’m a recovering alcoholic...
By that, I mean I’m hungover.

You know you’re getting old when your parents start disappointing you, instead of you disappointing them.

Being at work with nothing to do somehow feels worse than being home with no work.

please let yourself grow