If their absence brings you peace, you didn't lose them.

"I know the world will not recognize my efforts" he said to himself, proud of being misunderstood.

Eventually you will have more yesterdays than tomorrows.

I’ll literally cancel plans just to stay at home and do absolutely nothing.

I’m “babe can you check who messaged me.”

Loyal

Whatever is written on the forehead is always seen.

I’m a recovering alcoholic...
By that, I mean I’m hungover.

You know you’re getting old when your parents start disappointing you, instead of you disappointing them.

Being at work with nothing to do somehow feels worse than being home with no work.

please let yourself grow

I am trying to delay doing something bad, so would you distract me for a while?

Dirty hands with dirty fingernails is less disgusting then clean hands with dirty fingernails.

We should stop teaching kids to sing the alphabet. It took me five years to realize that "elemeno" wasn't a letter.

Me and my siblings don’t apologize, we just find a way to talk again.

Someone out there has taken the biggest shit in the world without knowing it

Fart when people hug you. Makes them feel strong.

Today, you forgot something that you will never ever remember again.