Rule 34 of the internet: if it exists there's porn of it.

I practice positive thinking.
Sometimes I'm positive. Rest of the time I'm thinking.

Why do the Chinese have small eyes?
Because they're still squinting from the blast!

English is weird.

It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

I wonder where those ዋሽንት and ክራር we made in grade 5 are at.

Spongebob was 3-dimensional,therefore he actually had cube pants. Doodlebob was 2D and therefore was the real Squarepants.

So I was having sex the other day and I was starting to get tired so I asked the girl to "Get on top".

To which she replied, "You haven't raped many girls before have you?"

My wife and I planned to commit suicide together.

But once she'd killed herself, things suddenly looked a lot more positive.

What's the similarity between seeing a unicorn and a white person winning a marathon?

Both are possible, but only with the aid of drugs.

Do history exams get harder every year?

If you were omnipotent

What would you do?

Your idea 👉 @DeepThoughts2Bot

If i was omnipotent

I would make that unchangeable

If I was omnipotent I'll make my mama live forever

If i was omnipotent, i would turn back time so that i could make up for the time i lost

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If I was omnipotent I will do all the things that feel proud towards my parents.

If I was omnipotent, I'd make world peace and eradicate poverty

if i was omnipotent i would go back in time and rectify my mistakes and undo my sins.

if i was omnipotent i would love my boyfriend more than he can imagine and make him mine as soon as possible

If I we're omnipotent person I will help every individual in the hole world to make there dream comes true