Why do the Chinese have small eyes?
Because they're still squinting from the blast!
Because they're still squinting from the blast!
English is weird.
It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Spongebob was 3-dimensional,therefore he actually had cube pants. Doodlebob was 2D and therefore was the real Squarepants.
So I was having sex the other day and I was starting to get tired so I asked the girl to "Get on top".
To which she replied, "You haven't raped many girls before have you?"
To which she replied, "You haven't raped many girls before have you?"
My wife and I planned to commit suicide together.
But once she'd killed herself, things suddenly looked a lot more positive.
But once she'd killed herself, things suddenly looked a lot more positive.
What's the similarity between seeing a unicorn and a white person winning a marathon?
Both are possible, but only with the aid of drugs.
Both are possible, but only with the aid of drugs.
Deep Thoughts pinned «If you were omnipotent What would you do? Your idea 👉 @DeepThoughts2Bot»
If i was omnipotent, i would turn back time so that i could make up for the time i lost
If I was omnipotent I will do all the things that feel proud towards my parents.
If I was omnipotent, I'd make world peace and eradicate poverty
if i was omnipotent i would go back in time and rectify my mistakes and undo my sins.
if i was omnipotent i would love my boyfriend more than he can imagine and make him mine as soon as possible
If I we're omnipotent person I will help every individual in the hole world to make there dream comes true
If i where omnipotent i would make my tiny brother less annoying
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If I was omnipotent I would bring my dad back and make my mom healthy