If I was omnipotent I will do all the things that feel proud towards my parents.
If I was omnipotent, I'd make world peace and eradicate poverty
if i was omnipotent i would go back in time and rectify my mistakes and undo my sins.
if i was omnipotent i would love my boyfriend more than he can imagine and make him mine as soon as possible
If I we're omnipotent person I will help every individual in the hole world to make there dream comes true
If i where omnipotent i would make my tiny brother less annoying
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If I was omnipotent I would bring my dad back and make my mom healthy
If i was omnipotent id make my mom less stressed and happier.
If I was omnipotent I eradicate backbeat and let them spend their time doing job instead of backbeat
If I were an omnipotent I would fuck up life the same way it screwed me
If I were omnipotent I would help my self get better at emotional breakdown
I would never cheat in a relationship,
because that would require two people to find me attractive.
because that would require two people to find me attractive.
In all fairness, there is at least 1 horny single in your area.
Maybe premature babies just pre-ordered life for early access.
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money.
On the plus side, he makes great subway sandwiches.
On the plus side, he makes great subway sandwiches.
"Any two-watt bulbs?"
"For what?"
"That'll do. I'll take two."
"Two what?"
"I thought you didn't have any."
"Any what?"
"Yes please."
"For what?"
"That'll do. I'll take two."
"Two what?"
"I thought you didn't have any."
"Any what?"
"Yes please."
You know you're a good mum when you sacrifice your vibrator batteries for your kids toys