We don't teach kids how to learn, we teach them how to pass.

Feelings can be controlled, but tears never lie.

We're more than friends but less than couple

You deserve her naked body
Only when u love her naked soul.

It's amazing how accuratly our eyes can track where someone's looking.

"Yo banana boy" backwards is "yo banana boy."

If you stick your bare foot into a hole in the ground, the entire planet is temporarily your shoe.

Some girls are just 18 and they have seen more boxers than Floyd Mayweather.

Day 259 without sex: I moaned while plugging the earphone

It cost $0.00 to be
A decent boyfriend.

When it turns 2069, we will probably say "nice" instead of "Happy New Year!"